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251. Being a surgeon is like being a mechanic except you have to fix the car while the engine is running

252. Eyelashes are made to protect your eyes but 9 out of 10 times it's eyelashes that are in your eye

253. Jumping is as useless in real life as it is essential in games

254. Having never met or seen a flat earth theorist, im starting to think the real conspiracy is that there are people that belive it.

255.MTV doesn't play music videos anymore, but music is still on the radio. Video did not kill the radio star.








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