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211. Cheap vacuums suck because they don't suck while nicer vacuums don't suck because they suck

212. Dad jokes are the result of not being able to tell dirty, wildly-inappropriate jokes anymore now that you have a kid listening to you.

213.Clearly none of the missions have been impossible

214. Team Snapchat is the Tom from MySpace you can't unfriend

215. Intentionally losing a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors is as hard as trying to win.



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