261. Let’s take a moment to mourn the early human who, after seeing someone find out you could harvest delicious honey from bees as long as you were careful, tried to do the same thing with wasps and didn’t get the same results.
262. It’s weird that there are no commercials for pregnancy tests that show the couple celebrating that they aren’t pregnant.
263. A sure sign that you're getting old is when people start saying "you still got it" in regards to any skill you have
264. In most groups of friends, one of them will eventually go to all the other friends' funerals, and one of them won't go to anyone's funeral
265. People only want you to be yourself if yourself is socially acceptable
I found #262 hilarious 😂😂
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1000 shower thoughts!
Randomhere are a bunch of awesome shower thoughts that really make you think... There will be 5 shower thoughts in each chapter *none of these are mine* credits go to whoever made them up Cover credit; @minchillipepper
