Cholesterol: Help
Cholesterol: I'm dying
Cholesterol: This is the end
Cholesterol: Tell my brother that he was my favorite
Cholesterol: Tell Carly I'll miss her
Cholesterol: And she can have my stuffed animals
Cholesterol: And tell Alexis I still kind of hate her
Cholesterol: And tell Audrey that I'm not a laughing hyena
Cholesterol: I'm still pretty salty about that
Cholesterol: Like, just because I can beat everyone in Around the World Multiplication Facts doesn't warrant name-calling
Cholesterol: I'm getting off-topic
Cholesterol: I don't have a will written out, so I'll just improvise
Cholesterol: Anneliese, you can have my Harry Potter Box Set and computer (as long as you clear the search history)
Cholesterol: Miranda, you can have my turntable and vinyls
Cholesterol: I don't really have anything else to give away
Light of my Life: What about the painting of a giraffe on your wall that you made in eighth grade?
Not Emma: I want it!
Cholesterol: It's supposed to be a cheetah and you know it
Cholesterol: Honestly, can't you people let me write my will in peace
Light of my Life: Look me in the eyes and tell me that this is a cheetah
Light of my Life:
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Cholesterol: Where tf did you get that picture?!
Light of my Life: Why wouldn't I have a picture of my favorite painting saved on my phone
Not Emma: That's my new background lol
Cholesterol: I hate you all
Light of my Life: Why are you dying anyway lol
Cholesterol: Nope
Cholesterol: You have to let me finish my will
Not Emma: Aren't you supposed to be in Spanish right now?
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The Group Chat
Teen FictionThis story is based off of actual conversations my friends and I have in our group chat. It all started with a simple crush. Maybe this all would have been avoided if said crush wasn't sitting at the same table as me and all the friends I wanted to...
