This story is based off of actual conversations my friends and I have in our group chat.
It all started with a simple crush. Maybe this all would have been avoided if said crush wasn't sitting at the same table as me and all the friends I wanted to...
Cholesterol: Hypothetically speaking, let's say you really hated some because they tried to hurt your sister. We'll call the guy Seth. You wanted to get back at Seth, so you keyed his car, and wrote something that could easily be traced back to you. High on adrenaline, you decide to confront Seth. You break into his house only to find him dead in his room. You're about to leave, but a ton of police cars pull into the driveway. How would you get out of there without dying/getting arrested?
Drunk Snake: ...
Drunk Snake: chloe, you need to turn yourself in
Drunk Snake: you'll get a less harsh punishment if you cooperate.
Cholesterol: Ave, I didn't murder anyone!
Cholesterol: It's for my book! I swear!
Drunk Snake: where's your brother
Cholesterol: What?
Drunk Snake: you were mad at him earlier
Cholesterol: yeah, so?
Drunk Snake: ...
Cholesterol: I DID NOT KILL MY BROTHER, AVERY!
Drunk Snake: should I be worried
Cholesterol: Ave, I swear I'm only writing my book!
Drunk Snake: you have an unhealthy obsession with a show that has a bunch of violence in it...
Cholesterol: I watch it for Destiel more than anything else.
Drunk Snake: your search history is pretty disturbing...
Cholesterol: That's, again, for my book.
Drunk Snake: you do a lot of weird stuff for your book...
Cholesterol: My book is pretty weird.
Drunk Snake: i think i should call the police
Cholesterol: Ave, I did not kill my brother!
Drunk Snake: where were you at 3:05 today?!?!
Cholesterol: Why?
Drunk Snake: aNsWeR tHe QuEsTiOn
Cholesterol: I was walking home...
Drunk Snake: pRoVe It
Cholesterol: I have an ugly selfie I took when I was walking?
Drunk Snake: sureeee you do
Cholesterol:
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Drunk Snake: why did you even take that picture lol
Cholesterol: So I would have an alibi.
Drunk Snake: ...
Drunk Snake: i'm calling the police
Cholesterol: Don't! I was kidding!
Cholesterol: My mom asked me where I was, so I sent her that picture!
