Drunk Snake: we should prank text somebody
Cholesterol: What would we do???
Drunk Snake: add them to the group chat and pretend we're the mafia or something lol
Cholesterol: How about we prank my brother's friend Joe?
Drunk Snake: okay add them
Cholesterol added (505) 555-4323 to the conversation
Cholesterol: Hey guys, are you ready for tonight?
Drunk Snake is Calling
"Hey, Ave," I said to her when I answered the phone.
"Hey, Chloe," Avery said, "you should come over so we can talk to each other while we're pranking Joe."
"Okay."
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Drunk Snake: yeah did you pick up the supplies or do I need to go pick them up
Cholesterol: I got everything except the bleach. I couldn't find enough.
Drunk Snake: all right I think I have some left over from our last job
Joe: k see you then
Drunk Snake: were you able to get the car?
Joe: what was the plan again
Drunk Snake: you better be kidding if everything doesn't go perfect tonight the boss will have our heads
Joe: yo just tell me again
Cholesterol: Just look at Tony's message again. He already sent the plan
Joe: i deleted my messages can you resend it
Drunk Snake: you'll have to ask him he gave us all different instructions just be careful he gets pissed when he has to repeat himself
Drunk Snake: I'm not taking a beating for you being irresponsible again
Joe: lmao bet
Joe: just tell me the basics
Cholesterol: Screw this, I'm adding Tony to the chat
Cholesterol added Sunshine to the conversation
Drunk Snake: finally
Sunshine: what do you want
Joe: resend the plan, i deleted my messages
Sunshine: this is the last time I tell you the plans do you understand me you idiot?
Drunk Snake: just fill him in on the plan again because he obviously has the mental capacity of a gnat and can't remember a simple plan
Sunshine: be at the top of the parking garage by 11:00. I can't be bothered to type it all out again
Joe: lmao copy n paste? we all got thru school somehow right
Sunshine: talk to me that way one more time and you're the next victim
"I love Sav," I told Ave, "but she is going to get us arrested if she keeps threatening people while pretending to be the mafia."
"It will be fine," Ave said, "it's not like she directly threatened his life."
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The Group Chat
Teen FictionThis story is based off of actual conversations my friends and I have in our group chat. It all started with a simple crush. Maybe this all would have been avoided if said crush wasn't sitting at the same table as me and all the friends I wanted to...
