This story is based off of actual conversations my friends and I have in our group chat.
It all started with a simple crush. Maybe this all would have been avoided if said crush wasn't sitting at the same table as me and all the friends I wanted to...
Thank you all so much for the 1,000 reads! I honestly can't believe that this book has been read by more than like 2.4 people. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy this chapter, and, if you do, please vote and leave a comment!
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Cholesterol: Wtf is a triangle
Light of my Life:
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Cholesterol: That's not what I meant and you know it
Light of my Life: I never know what you mean
Sunshine: why are you looking at triangles in the first place???
Not Emma: We're in pre-calculus right now, and Chloe needs to pay attention
Cholesterol: How am I supposed to pay attention when I have no idea what that three-sided monstrosity on the board is
Bad Music: Mr. N is glaring at you
Cholesterol: Why is he only glaring at me! You two are on your phones too!
Not Emma: Because we know how to be subtle
Cholesterol: Well can you use that subtly to teach me what the Hell a triangle is
Not Emma: If your looking for geometry help you've come to the wrong place
Light of my Life: Yeah, we were all in the same geometry class, and none of us learned anything
Cholesterol: Was that really our faults though?
Light of my Life: I didn't do any of the work
Light of my Life: Like, at all
Light of my Life: In the slightest
Light of my Life: I don't know how I passed that class
Cholesterol: I can't wait to watch you struggle in pre-cal next year
Light of my Life: Hahaha loser, algebra two is easy
Cholesterol: I KNOW
Cholesterol: I ALREADY TOOK THAT CLASS
Not Emma: Chloe, you misspelled pre-calc
Cholesterol: What?
Not Emma: The abbreviation for pre-calculus is pre-calc, not pre-cal
Cholesterol: ...
Cholesterol: YOU PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LETTING ME MISSPELL PRE-CALC FOR OVER A YEAR?!
Light of my Life: To be fair, I didn't know that you misspelled it
Cholesterol: ...
Cholesterol: I suck at math
Light of my Life: No, you suck at spelling
Not Emma: Yeah, you're great at math
Not Emma: I suck at math
Drunk Snake: guys! pay attention! Mr. N is introducing SOHCAHTOA
Cholesterol: Why?
Drunk Snake: wym?
Cholesterol: Isn't Sohcahtoa a city or something?
Not Emma: You're kidding, right?
Cholesterol: No, isn't it like a city in Canada or something?
Bad Music: This is hilarious
Cholesterol: What are you talking about?
Cholesterol: SOHCAHTOA IS A MATH THING?!
Cholesterol: MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE
Cholesterol: I'M JUST GOING TO JUMP OFF OF A CLIFF OR SOMETHING AND PUT MYSELF OUT OF MY MISERY
Sunshine: what's sohcahtoa???
Bad Music: Sohcahtoa stands for sine=opposite/hypotenuse, cosine=adjacent/hypotenuse, and tangent=opposite/adjacent
Drunk Snake: JUST STOP YOUR CRYING
Drunk Snake: IT'S A SIGN OF THE TIMES
Not Emma: Not that kind of sign, Ave
Drunk Snake: WELCOME TO THE FINAL SHOW
Light of my Life: What were we even talking about
Bad Music: Chloe's awful math/spelling abilities
"Cholesterol" changed "Bad Music"'s name to "Traitor"
Traitor: Wow
Drunk Snake: gip in peace, that's never gonna change
Sunshine: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Cholesterol: Oh my God, Ave, what have you done
Drunk Snake: I'M SORRY
Sunshine: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Cholesterol: sdkjfshgkljdfh
Light of my Life: What?
Drunk Snake: Mr. N just threw a pencil at chole because she wasn't paying attention lol
Drunk Snake: It was slkdjfshdkgfb
Not Emma: She really should have seen that coming lol
Light of my Life: Aren't you in that class? How are you still on your phone
Not Emma: Because I don't text in plain sight like an idiot
Traitor: What was even the point of this entire conversation?
