An Idiotic Day

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Setanta: Hey

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Legend:

'....' - Kuro speaking in mind.

*giggles* - Action

'....' - Shade's Telephatic call.

'...' - Thoughts.

"..." - Normal

"I am HERE!!" - Angry

"BOOST!" - Skill

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Shade woke up from his bed as he sees he looks around that no ones on his bed.

Shade: "Well now..."

He then walks out of his room and near the railings of his stairs. He then looks down.

Shade: "Is ANYBODY HOME!!!"

Shade then summons 4 clones of himself.

He then procceds to summon an ironing board. While one of the clones has a boom box

They then set the board on the top of the stairs as they all then stand on it.

The original Shade then leans forward before the board then tilts as they began their trip downstairs with the board as the one who has a boom box starts playing the Pirates of the Caribbean song.

Once on the bottom floor thr jump off the iron board as it sped through the door.

The group then sits down on the couch as the original has something in mind.

Shade: 'Hmmm... what would happen if I fuse all four of my clones?'

Setanta: "Thats a bad idea"

Shade: 'Why not?'

Setanta: "Something bad will happen."

Setanta: 'Welp... Fuck it'

Shade then snaps his fingers as the clones fused creating a bright light. Shade covers his eye from the bright light, Few minutes later the light then started to die down.

Shade uncovers his eye only to see.

Shade uncovers his eye only to see

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Shade: "Wait why did it became a girl and a dragon too?"

???: "Who are you talking to?"

Shade: "And it can talk too."

"It can also Think."

???: "Who are you talking to?"

Shade: "Myself but enough anyway who are you?"

???: "Me? my name is Sophia, Sophia Akuma."

Shade: "I-i-impossible! I am Shade Akuma."

Sophia: "So your a descendant of mine."

Shade: "I think its the other way around."

Sophia: "Really?"

She began to crawl towards Shade as he slowly crawls back.

Shade: "Selfcest isn't good."

Sophia: "For you that is."

Sophia then launches herself at him as their lips connect. Sophia the began to dominate his mouth by exploring it with her tongue.

They then disconnect from the kiss as Sophia then starts to strip.

Sophia: "How about we make you bear a child."

Shade's eye widen.
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Before waking up from a small table as he sitting besides Kuro and Murasaki.

Shade: 'That was a nightmare.'

Kuro: 'Partner are you alright?'

Shade: 'Yes... yes I am.'

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Setanta: April The First WRRRRRYYYYYYY!!!

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