The 'Un' Attached String

Chapter - 13

"Daddy!! Daddy!!! Abhi main kya karu? Jaldi bolo!!", Bulbul was looking horrified at her phone which was buzzing and blinking with Bela's name on its screen. Maahir, who was working in his laptop, came to Bulbul on hearing her call and asked, "Kya hua?" Bulbul showed Maahir the phone and replied, "Ye hua!!" Maahir put his hand on his head and replied, "Oh shit!! Abhi kya kare?" Bulbul made an annoyed face to Maahir and replied, "Yehi to main aapse puch rahi hu, agar mujhe pata hota to main aapse puchti kya? Really daddy aapme na mere daddy hone ke ek bhi qualities nehi hai." Maahir replied, "Kya karu beta abhi isko undo to nehi kar sakte hai na default setting ho gaya hai abhi. Pehle thik thak hi tha par aapki mamma ne meri life mein entry karke na meri life aur mera bheja dono ko chabaake aadha kar diya hai." Bulbul was surprised and said, "Kya baat hai Draculas brain bhi chabaate hai? Mujhe to lagta tha ke unko sirf khoon peena aata hai. Phir bhi na aap lucky ho daddy aapke paas to ek hi thi mujhe to 2-2 jhelne par rahe hai. Lagta hai dusro ki life hell karna unka family side business hai." By that time the phone stopped ringing and both Bulbul and Maahir gave a sigh of relief. Bulbul said, "Mujhe nehi pata tha ke aap aaj bhi mamma se itna darte ho." Maahir replied, "Aapki mamma chalti feerti earthquake hai but I'm happy ke kamsekam is maamle mein baby apne daddy par gayi hai." Just then all their moments of peace was shattered when Bulbul's phone started ringing again and this time it was a video call. On seeing that Bulbul almost screamed and asked, "Daddy video call hai ye to. Abhi kya karu? Abhi agar phone nehi uthaya na to mamma kal hi aa jaayegi." Maahir made a puppy face and seeing that Bulbul replied, "Ok ok main samajh gayi mujhe sochne do." Suddenly Bulbul's eyes glowed and she ran to her room followed by her all confused father. Bulbul straight way went to her washroom and seeing that Maahir asked, "Kya kar rahi ho beta?" Bulbul replied, "Arey daddy bahaar phone uthaati to mamma ko saara ghar dikhaayi deta aur unko shak ho jaata ke main maasi ke yaha nehi kahi aur hu. Par na saare ghar ke washrooms ek jaise hote hai, mamma ko kuch pata nehi chalega." Maahir was so impressed at Bulbul's intelligence that he took her evil eyes and replied, "Meri bachchi ke dimaag ko kisiki nazar na lage." Bulbul smiled and picked up the call.

B2 (Bulbul) : "Hi mamma!!"

B1 (Bela) : (yelled) "Itne der se phone kar rahi hu Bulbul, sunaayi nehi deta?"

B2 : "Mujhe sunaayi de raha tha par pakar nehi sakti thi vaisi situation nehi thi."

B1 : (angrily) "Kya matlab?"

B2 : "Main poti kar rahi thi mamma, kaise aakar phone uthaati?"

B1 : "Jeez Bulbul!! That didn't require explaining. Bathroom mein thi yehi bolne se ho jaata."

B2 : "But mamma phir aap puchti na ke main bathroom mein kya kar rahi thi? To maine pehle hi sab clear kar diya."

B1 : "Ek to khud phone ya video call karti ho nehi, main karti hu to uthaati nehi ho. India jaakar to bas mujhe bhul hi gayi ho."

B2 : "Main aapko kyu bhul jaaungi mamma? Aur pata hai kya mujhe na yaha aapke papa ki nayi behen mil gayi, Suhaani maasi ki mummy. Dono bilkul ek jaise hai dono ko mere daddy ki buraai karni achchi lagti hai."

B1 : "Tumne badtameezi ki unke saath?"

B2 : "Main kisike saath badtameezi nehi karti hu mamma, main to bohot achchi hu, bas unko na thora bataya ke main kaisi hu and I hope she understood."

B1 : "I know what your explaining means. By the way ye jagah kaunsi hai?"

Bulbul looked at Maahir horrified but she immediately made up.

B2 : "Ye na washroom hai, main brush karne aayi thi."

B1 : "Aur koi jagah nehi mili?"