Teletubbies x reader lemon

Anal Tinky Winky x Reader

    I was walking around the store looking for something that could help enhance my flat ass. Sadly, I was born with this condition...and it has only gotten worse. Flat-ass syndrome affects alot of people around the world. I see a nice padded spandex on the top rack. As I reach for it, another hand touched mine.
    I look over to the owner

"I'm sorry person-san" I told the purple man
"It's no problem homie" He reached and grabbed the spandex

He handed to me "Here...." he looked down at my ass then back at me "you look like you need it more than me"

I turn red "BA-BAKAAAA!!!" I smack him across the face.

"Woah, um like, that was fucking rude" he glared at me

"I can't help having a flat ass!"

He looked again and spoke slowly "you know...anal actually helps with that"

"OK!"
"Wha-"
"I'll do it"
"No I was jus-"

I jumped on him and wrapped my hairy legs around him.

"Ahhh! YO, YOU'RE STABBING ME WITH YOUR ASS BONES!! GET OFF"

   I hopped off and tore off all my clothes. I looked at him. He just stood there with a blank face, then he sighed and unzipped his skin flap for is hot dog.

"Ok, hurry up" I got on all fours as he shoved his purple Wienerschnitzel.

I passed out almost immediately.

I woke up to find myself naked and my wallet gone, but I had a big ass so it was worth it.