Finn
-you were cleaning together and you didn't see the spiderweb in front of you
-you walked into it and shrieked
"Oh fuck no I'm not spider fucking man."
-he was shOOk and smirking like crazy
"Oh shit-fuck-gskskkkssm"
"Is it bad that I think that was kinda hot?"
Jaeden
-you were on your phone and it died out of nowhere
"Bitchass phone."
-he jerked his head up
"Y/n!?"
"If I'm being honest I held that in for a long time. Glad we got that out of the way!"
Jack
-you stubbed your PINKY toe
"SON OF A BITCH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"
-sis he was rolling he couldn't stop laughing
"Are you okay?"
"I'm just dying here."
Wyatt
-you were eating out and you ate the food while it was still too hot
-you spit it out in a napkin (manners now!)
"Oh my shit that was hot."
"Oh my shit?"
"..oops?"
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˗ˏˋ 12:00 AM 'ˎ˗
Humor❨ かつて ❩ ༊*·˚ ⋮ our best boys put in the best situations ! 𝐢𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 ／ 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 [ i changed the name because this one was more sentimental as i've written 98% of this book at 12 AM ]
