Texting Bryan Dechart

Answering Random Questions from the internet (Author Noteeeee)

What is he most embarrassing moment of your life?

So, in 7th grade, we signed up for a dance competition...we were so out of sync....but we won 2nd place so!

Do you believe in ghosts?

What if I am one? 👻 Beware of the idiotic ghost...me!

Would you like to see in the future?

Hell no! I don't wanna see how I'm gonna die!

What irritates you most?

When I fall in love with someone...and then I look back at them like 4 years later! Luke motha f**king Hemmings I'm looking at you! Seriously his hair used to be swerved up! Now it's swerved down!

Where are you most likely to live?

A house! Obviously! What? Am I supposed to live in my fat cat blackie? No! He's probably all meat inside of him!

If you were a flower, which one would you be?

Let fate choose for me! Ahem...a dead one.

If you were a tree, Which one would you be?

Let fate choose for me! Ahem...a cut down one!

What is your favorite food?

Steak n Rice! Or Taco Bell....

What is your favorite drink?

There's more then one! Pick one! 😎 But honestly I'd choose Pepsi or Dr.Pepper

Would you rather be an Apple or and Orange?

My nickname is Apple, so Apple!

What fruit or vegetable would you be?

An...Apple?

Would you rather be a hot or a cold drink?

I'd rather be a cold drink! Much more refreshing!

Which office machine is your favorite?

All of them. Because they're all electronic!

What type of car would you be?

A broken down one....

Have you ever locked your car keys in the car?

Yes! Haven't we all at least ONCE? Or our parents?

Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?

Yes...and it took me all day to get in...I had to break a window. My mom was pissed!

Have you ever gone in a room and forgotten why?

Yes! All the fricken time! One time I walked into the store...and I forgot why I even came. I ended up driving back to my house, and finally remembered why I came to the store!

If you could have true love or 1 million dollars, which would it be?

It would be true love! Because I think love is the most money you'll ever need! Though I've never experienced love...or a relationship.

What is your favorite song?

Either Youngblood/Want you back/Valentine (5SOS) Or Fabulous/I'm a Pretty Girl/Jabba the Hutt (PewDiePie Remixes) What? I'm part of the 9 year olds! I'm proud of it!

What is the best phone call ending you've ever heard?

Oml so one time, my friend was ending a conversation...so he said I'm goin to hell, not coming back, and drinking a Red bull! Not one of my most relatable moments since I dont like a lot of energy drinks, but it sure was funny!

What would you like to be for a day?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

What is the craziest thing you've heard your friend say? And what did you answer?

Why is 5 Seconds of Summer, 5 Seconds of Summer if they only have 4 people? Shouldn't they be 4 Seconds of Summer? I ended up answering...the fans are the extra one. She answered me back saying, then wouldn't it be 5 million and 4 Seconds of Summer?

What celebrity would you choose to be stuck on an island with?

Honestly...Again Ashton Irwin. He seems like a smart person, since he graduated from college. Also, we'd have a lot of laughs as we'd problem solve to get off the island. Also he's really inspirational...I think we might get along... Maybe?

Which two famous people would you want to meet each other

Bryan Dechart and Luke Hemmings. I think they'll get along!

What do you love about your dad?

I honestly don't know that question. I've never met my dad. He left me at birth. And I think that something love about him. I wouldn't want to have a jerk as a dad, who would only think of me as a mistake and a piece of trash on the floor! As much as I think of him!

How are you feeling right now?

I'm feeling a bit giggly. I have no clue why.

How does Music matter to you?

It matters a lot to me...Music is like another life to me. It makes me feel happy when I'm sad. Relatable when I'm...relatable. It makes me calm down after being stressed or mad. Music is technically my life

If you could give yourself any advice, what would it be?

To not push myself for others and make my own time for myself as I give them. Because I'm one of those people, who use all my energy and time, spending it on other people who I think need it more than I do.

What's your favorite quote and what does it mean

My favorite quote is, If we can learn nothing else from this tragedy, we learn that life is short and there is no time for hate. It means that since life is short, you shouldn't waste it on hating people, or even bringing other people down. Live life to the fullest!

What do you think the true meaning of life is?

Easy. The meaning of life is to die. From first breath, your body is already dying. Everyone dies, and maybe that's just the meaning. But, there could be a whole other idea, I don't know. It's just my theory!

I think this'll be he last question! I you could restore one broken relationship, who would you fix?

Liza Koshy and David Dobrik's relationship! I miss them so much! They were the cutest!

I'm done with this little question and answer thing. I hope you guys had a few laughs. And no, I'm not as obsessed with 5SOS and Ashton Irwin as you think. I'm just a fan! Love ya guys!
                                                     -😊🤗Kay🤗😊