QueenKay: I sad 😥
MyBoiBryan: oh...why this time?
QueenKay: Spiderman
MyBoiBryan:....wtf? Why?
QueenKay: he died the most hurtful death...hugging Tony as he died!
MyBoiBryan: you've seen that part from that movie....500,000,000 times...
QueenKay: so? It's painful!
MyBoiBryan: yeah...to you!
QueenKay: egg zactly!
MyBoiBryan: Jesus Christ...
QueenKay: don't use the Lord's name in vain! 💉
MyBoiBryan: why tf do you have a emoji of a shot??
QueenKay: cause ya know...ya inject shots in the vein...
MyBoiBryan: oh...yeah.
QueenKay: See I am 15 percent smart!!
MyBoiBryan: haha...what's on your list for today?
QueenKay: well, I have to help get Ash and my sister together....watch the new Avengers Trailer, meet the Try Guys at some sort of place for their video, and do some more stuff.
MyBoiBryan: the.Try.Guys?
QueenKay: yeah! Why?
MyBoiBryan: you know them?
QueenKay: I was the first Try Girl....I told you this...when I quit BuzzFeed, I quit the Try Guys...
MyBoiBryan: Anymore secrets?
QueenKay: well...no. not really.
MyBoiBryan: ye sure bout dat?
QueenKay: let me think....nohing else..
MyBoiBryan: should I trust you XD
QueenKay: I'm yo fiance! How dare yeeeeeeeeee
MyBoiBryan: 😈
QueenKay: psh. Back to SpiderMan dying...
MyBoiBryan: oh no.
QueenKay: he didn't deserve it!!! What did he do!!
MyBoiBryan:.................
QueenKay: WHY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MyBoiBryan: oml stap...what did I do to deserve this!
QueenKay: 😱😱😱
QueenKay: I am your wife you deserve me as much as you deserve your mother!
MyBoiBryan: oh...yaaaaaay Lol
QueenKay: Remember our old texts?
MyBoiBryan: oh shiz....not those!
QueenKay: ooooh yes! Those!
MyBoiBryan: it was a scary time...
QueenKay: psssh if none of em happened, you wouldn't have met moi!
MyBoiBryan: yeah, true
QueenKay: btw....you wouldn't believe what Trey and Lydia texted me....
MyBoiBryan: oh God..what...
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LITia: ok!
TriberiusCoxicus: ok what now?
LITia: I KNOW what we're all going as for Halloween next year!!
QueenKay: oh! I do too!
TriberiusCoxicus: oh Jesus....no...oooh no.
LITia: let's say it at the same time Kay!!
QueenKay: gotchu
LITia: 3....
TriberiusCoxicus: 2....
QueenKay: Trey is an a$$....1....
TriberiusCoxicus: HEY!!!
LITia: WE SHOULD ALL GO AS YANDERE SIMULATOR CHARACTERS!!
QueenKay: WE RUN AROUND TOWN IN PENIS COSTUMES!!
TriberiusCoxicus: Lydia...no
LITia: what? 😂😂
QueenKay: oh...haha
TriberiusCoxicus: wait...wtf Kay! WHAT?
QueenKay: hiiiiii XD
LITia: Yes! We buy costumes in the shape of a penis, and we all go running around in them!
TriberiusCoxicus: what did I do to have to have you guys as friends? What shat head decided it would be a good idea?
QueenKay: Trey your best friend Lydia over there, yeah she's your fiance!
LITia: YEAH! your FIANCE
TriberiusCoxicus: yeah...I know
QueenKay: *gasp* Fiance rhymes with Beyonce!
LITia: All the almost married ladies! All the almost married ladies. All the almost married ladies! Now put your hands up! Oh oh. Oh oh oh oh oh. Oh oh oh oh. Oh oh oh. Oh oh oh oh oh. Oh. Oh oh oh.
TriberiusCoxicus: what....the....f**k....
Ok! Hiiiiii! So long story short....the last part actually happened... Lydia, Trey, and I were talking about next year's Halloween....and Lydia mentioned we should all be Yandere Simulator characters....and I said we should all run around town in penis costumes XD. We died. And Tre being the only sane one facepalmed and said, "Yep...we're all running around town in penis costumes....yep.. Well! Have a good day, afternoon, evening, or night everyone! Love you!!
-😊🤗Kay🤗😊
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