Sousuke Birthday Special:
"M/n!!! Wake! Up!"
"What do you f**king want!?"
"Hurry! Up!"
"Stop yelling or I'll shove this f**king lamp down your throat!"
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"M/n looks so pissed..."
"F/n, what did you do?"
"I woke him up. Obviously."
"Why would you do that!?", F/#2/n whisper yelled.
"Because! We need him for something!"
"F/n, you should never wake him up! He gets so pissed if you do that!"
"M/n!!!", Nagisa yelled, the rest of the Iwatobi gang behind him.
"What the f**k do you want?", M/n responded in irritation.
"Are you okay? You seem irritated."
"Do I!? Oh, I never would've guessed I was pissed at the moment! Cause it seems like it's totally okay to wake me up at 5 in the morning with no excuse but 'Oh, we have to go somewhere'!!! F**k this s**t! I'm going home!"
"Oh no, you don't!", F/n yelled, grabbing him by the back of his shirt. "You're gonna stay here!"
"Let go of me! I wanna go home and sleep!"
"We need you for something, okay!? So, come on!"
"Screw you!"
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"So, let me get this straight. You woke me up at 5 in the morning just so we can wait in this long ass line so you can get some motherf**king candles!?"
"Yes."
"Are you f**king serious!? You're so lucky you're a girl! Otherwise, I would've beat the hell out of you!"
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"Would you stop cursing!?"
"No! You woke me up, so now you're dealing with my f**king cursing!!"
"How about I buy you some coffee?! Would that you make you feel better?!"
"Why, thank you!! I can't think of anything that's f**king better than making you spend money!! In fact, spend that ¥2241 while you're at it!!!"
"Okay, I will!!! If it'll stop your whining!!!"
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"You're like a child, you know that?"
"Then that makes you the mom. Waking me up at 5 in the morning."
"Are you still on about that? I bought you the coffee already."
"You think coffee alone will satisfy me? If that's what you thought, you got another thing coming."
"Oh, yeah? And what's that?"
M/n smirked. And that's when F/n knew...she f**ked up.
"To make it up to me, you will be my personal maid for the week."
"What!?"
"And no, I'm not kidding. That's what you get."
"Jerk."
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"Finally! What took so long?"
"M/n here decided to be a little brat."
ESTÁS LEYENDO
𝙻𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴
Fanfic『❝Free! x Male Reader Insert❞』 •ʙᴏᴏᴋ 𝟷• M/n L/n quit swimming because of an event that happened during his childhood. He's tempted to join the Iwatobi swim club, but didn't during his first and second year of high school because of his stubbornness...
