these are mine but feel free to use them.
•shuck-faced piece of klunk
•clotpole
•cleverclogs
•asshat
•arse
•You're Mr. Thickety Thick Thickface from Thicktown, Thickania. And so's you're dad.
• I'm the clever one, you're the potato one
•bitchy trampoline
•you're just lipstick and skin (can be used with above)
•even the tide wouldn't take you out!
•erre es korrakas!
etc.
YOU ARE READING
RANDOM CRAP: (AND MORE!!!): THE SEQUEL!!!
Random*just a book where I empty all my pent-up thoughts into, feel free to read the prequel (but you don't need to if you just want to read this). there'll be a lot of fangirling and rants, so if this puts you off, run, run, and never come back*
