My Preferred School Experience

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So I'm starting high school this coming year, *shiver* and here are a few subjects I think they should teach, in order that I thought of them:

Flirting for Losers. I can't actually tell if someone's flirting with me (although I think a boy who was three years older than me may have been at this thing last year... ooh, I'm so rebellious...). This subject would be infinitely helpful.

Fangirling 101 for the losers who don't know how to fangirl. And for fangirls who want to take a class they're already good at so they have more time to read... just imagine how epic this would be. Take a moment. See it? I know.

Horse Stuff. Studying about horses, riding, training... I love horses and want to spread the joy with less fortunate individuals.

Film Acting. Yeah, there's drama, but that's mostly for theatre. This could be an adjoined subject or something... it would be so freaking cool...

Starbucks. This is self-explanatory and basically an excuse for me to consume more caramel ribbon crunch frappucinos. Seems legit.

Extreme Sports. Like bungee jumping and parachuting and trapeze and fun things like that. *not being sarcastic I would take this*

Self-defence. Isn't this a good idea? Everyone should be able to protect themselves.

FOOD TASTING.

Another thing is, if you're on your period, you should be excused from school and sent free food☻

Anyway, if you guys have any ideas for a better school experience, COMMENT THEM!!! I'll add them to my list and credit you. :D Let's get our ideas trending worldwide and MAKE SCHOOL A BETTER PLACE!!!!!!!

... this is all coming from my minor high-school-phobia... big children ack...

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