DRV3 Oumasai Oneshots

Texting

Author's Note: Just to clarify, the name labels only exist to you, the reader. Shuichi and Kokichi can't see them. They are just to show whose phone is sending which message.

Kokichi: hey

Kokichi: what u up 2

Shuichi: Who are you?

Kokichi: don't worry about it

Shuichi: That's not an answer.

Kokichi: I'm ur stalker

Kokichi: duh

Kokichi: how else would I have this number

Shuichi: ...

Shuichi: What do you want?

Kokichi: u naked and in my bed

Kokichi: but i'll settle for nude pics for now

Shuichi: I'm calling the police.

Kokichi: WAIT

Kokichi: it's me

Kokichi: its Kokichi

Shuichi: Prove it.

Kokichi: (picture of Kokichi)

Kokichi: this enough proof for you

Kokichi: only i could have taken that picture

Shuichi: Okay, I believe you're Kokichi.

Shuichi: Though I'm still debating whether to call the police.

Kokichi: you're so mean

Shuichi: Wait. How did you get my number?

Kokichi: that was easy. i got it from Miu

Kokichi: it was on her phone

Shuichi: WHY DID MIU HAVE MY NUMBER?

Kokichi: nishishi. you'd have to ask her that

Shuichi: How did you get it off Miu's phone?

Shuichi: Does she not have a password?

Shuichi: Also did you just type out your laugh?

Kokichi: i'm disappointed in you Shuichi

Shuichi: ?

Kokichi: you're supposed to be a detective 

Kokichi: what do you think Miu's password was

Shuichi: ...

Shuichi: It was 696969 wasn't it.

Kokichi: bingo

Shuichi: I am done with this conversation.

Shuichi: Goodbye.

Shuichi: And please don't text me again.

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(next night)

Shuichi: KOKICHI IF YOU DON'T STOP TEXTING ME

Kokichi: ooh, what you'll do

Kokichi: i'm curious

Shuichi: STOP TEXTING ME!

Kokichi: u seem really upset about this