Me: You guys thinking what I'm thinking?

Yukino: Yup...

Mavis: It's the perfect tsundere relationship..... TT_TT

Yukino: I KNOW IT ISSSSSS..... *cri*

Me: We should do the story.....

Mavis: Ya.

Elise: WAIT, DID SHE JUST CALL ME A TSUNDERE?!?!  STINGY, DID SHE??

Sting: ...Stingy??!

Elise: No, no, I didn't say that.  I said Sting.  Just Sting.  Hahaha....

Sting: OMG I'M HER STINGYYYY!!!!

Elise: YOUR NAME IS STING!!

Me: Well guess I don't have to worry about her stealing Gray now.

Juvia: *whispers from the corner* Thank you love rival...

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Hi.  <Unknown (?)>

<Happy> Hello, who is this??

Hi.  <Unknown (?)>

<Happy> Um..  Hi?

Hiiiii!!! <Unknown (?)>

<Happy> Hi.

OMG, IS IT REALLY YOU?!?!?! <Unknown (?)>

<Happy>  Hehehehe...  Yes?

ALL MIGHTY BRINGER OF THE BURGER! <Unknown (?)>

<Happy>  Wait, what?!

..are you not?  <Unknown (?)>

<Happy>  What I meant was..  You uhh..  Really think the uhh bringer of the burger...  I mean, me, of course Duhhh!!  I'm that great?

Of course, I love Happy Meals and Big Macs..  <Unknown (?)>

<Happy> Hmm...

What, Almighty Burger Lord?  <Unknown (?)>

<Happy> I was thinking about changing Big Macs to..  Umm...  Mc HappyBurgers?

Really?!??!  I think that is a fantastic name, sir.  <Unknown (?)>

<Happy>  Haha, of course...   BECAUSE I AM THE KING OF BURGERS!!!

Oh, yes, very good sire!  <Unknown (?)>

<Happy> Does this this please you, Burger Peasant?

Of course, Almighty Burger King!  <Unknown (?)>

<Happy> Very well.....  IT WILL NOW BE KNOWN AS THE MC HAMBURGER!!!

May I ask...  Why the sudden name change?  <Unknown (?)>

<Happy>  Umm..  Because, of course, my name is Happy! 

Really, King Happy?!  <Unknown (?)>

<Happy> Yes..  Are my other servants doing well..?

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