Edolas vs. Earthland Part 1: Natsu

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Hey!  For this one, it will be Natsu and Edo Natsu.  Don't worry, I am not forgetting the Juvia, Erza, and Gray pair.  I will do the Lucy pair too, but it won't be as fun, since we know a lot about her. 

Bai!
-Melody

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«Edo Natsu» Hello!  Is this my best buddy Gray?

Why would it be?  Gray isn't my best buddy! «Natsu»

«Edo Natsu» He is too!  The way he smothers he in hugs is the best!  Plus, he saves me from Lucy!

Scary Lucy is pretty scary I'll give you that.  Ice Princess, however IS NOT MY FRIEND! «Natsu»

«Edo Natsu» How dare you say that about him!  Gray hates the cold, and you call him an Ice Princess?!

Duh.  He uses stupid ice magic.  Why else would I call him a popsicle? «Natsu»

«Edo Natsu» SORRY!

Oh.  I know!  It is because he isn't hot.. like me! «Natsu»

«Edo Natsu» Gray is too hot! 

That is just wrong.  I don't want anymore people saying that Gray and I are a couple.  «Natsu»

«Edo Natsu» NO!  It is because he wears a lot of layers.

Btw, what happened with that oersonality change?  «Natsu»

«Edo Natsu» I'm driving.  It is kind of hard to text.

So you guys found out how to make four-wheelers without magic? «Natsu»

«Edo Natsu» Yeah.  I'm pretty cool, right?

No.  You aren't cold like that stupid popsicle.  You are HOT, like fire! «Natsu»

I mean, you are warm!  Don't get the wrong idea! «Natsu»

«Edo Natsu» Nah, dude.  I get ya.

Thank goodness! «Natsu»

«Edo Natsu» I get that YOU ARE HATING ON MY BEST FRIEND!  GET YOUR BUTT UP TO EDOLAS SO I CAN KICK YOU!

I will.  After I go to a different time plane where that is possible.   And that you aren't driving.  «Natsu»

Whoa.  I don't even understand what I just said!  It is like Lucy just popped into my brain and gave me.. smartness or something! «Natsu»

«Edo Natsu» I can't believe your Lucy is so.. nice.

Yeah.  I can't believe your Lucy is so dumb. «Natsu»

«Edo Natsu» I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE SO DUMB YOU STUPID FIRE BREATH!

«Edo Natsu» That was Lucy.  She was reading this while I was driving..

I'm just glad she can't get to me in Earthland. «Natsu»

«Edo Natsu» I wish that I wasn't your substitute.

Sucks to be you! «Natsu»

«Edo Natsu» I know it does!  Oooww!

Does she have you in a headlock? «Natsu»

«Edo Natsu» Chocking me is the most she can do while I'm driving.  Thankfully.

Just pray that you never reach Fairy Tail so that she can forget. «Natsu»

«Edo Natsu» Yeah, dude.  Too bad I can see it from here.  Wish me luck.

I will.  I'm hungry though.  I think I'll go to Lucy's and steal her food.  «Natsu»

«Edo Natsu» YOU ARE SO DEAD.

Only if she catches me! «Natsu»

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Natsu goes to Lucy's and sees her nowhere in sight.  He takes a snack of fifty, and sits down.  While he is eating some meat, he hears knuckles crack behind him.  Hr looks up, and sees Lucy standing behind him.

"NATSU!"

"Hey Luce!"

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" She starts shouting at him.  She chases him around the couch and kicks him out the window.

"I SWEAR, NEXT TIME I'M GOING TO PIN YOU WITH CAKE THEFT AGAIN!"  Natsu was already long gone, and went off to find Happy, so they could get some food from Mira. 

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The fact that they just escaped a demon, and were threatened to have another one come after them, it is pretty daring to go ask a third one for food.  Good luck you guys!

-Melody

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