Finally it is time for another one of my OTPs, Gale!!
Daphne: What is an OTP?
Mira: OOHH!!! AN OTP IS--
Me: *stops Mira from talking* NO WALL BREAKING!!!
Natsu: The fat girl!
Daphne: I AM NOT FAT!!
Natsu: Yeah you are. You are a big, fat, LIER! HAH!!
Daphne: Oh, be quiet you inferior Dragon Slayer. You are just a Salamander.
Me: Umm, isn't Daphne supposed to be in the Council's dungeon?
Mira: Yeah.. I think she is.
Me: MEST!! GO ARREST HER BUTT!!
Mest: I'm not apart of the council anymore.
Me: Well, then... GAJEEL, GO ARREST HER BUTT!!
Gajeel: Are you dumb? I left too.
Me: JURA, YOU GO ARREST HER BUTT THEN!!
*crickets chirp as everyone looks around for Jura, even though he isn't there*
Me: JELLAL!! ARREST HER BUTT!!
Jellal: I hope you realize I'm one of the most wanted men in Fiore..
Me: FINE! I'LL ARREST HER BUTT THEN!!!
*Melody arrests Daphne because she can and hands Daphne over to the Otaku Cops, who bring her to the Council*
Me: DONE!!
Mira: Umm, Melody, may I ask why you didn't just do that in the first place?
Me: *whispers* I wanted it to look cool...
Natsu and Gajeel: HAHAHAHA!!
Me: What is so funny?!
Natsu and Gajeel: We are Dragon Slayers, remember?
Me: Heh, heh. Blunt force to the head could give you amnesia and make you forget....
Mira: Before this gets any darker than my magic, let us just start the chapter!!
-Melody
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«Shrimp» Hey, Gajeel, I need some help.
With what, Shrimp? «Gajeel»
«Shrimp» STOP CALLING ME THAT!!
Gihee. «Gajeel»
«Shrimp» That doesn't even make sense!!
So, what did you need? «Gajeel»
«Shrimp» I needed some information on Phantom Lord. WAIT, DID YOU JUST IGNORE ME?!
Umm, no. «Gajeel»
Maybe? «Gajeel»
«Shrimp» I swear, Gajeel Redfox, I will kick your butt!!
I doubt you could even reach it! «Gajeel»
«Shrimp» Grr!!!
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Fairy Tail Texts! ^~^
FanfictionAs you can see in the title, this is Fairy Tail characters texting one another. It may not seem much at first, but it'll get better, or worse.. Honestly I couldn't tell you. Anyways, I hope you enjoy ^^ Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Fai...
