Hello, everyone, and welcome back to another--
Elise: *outside* HOW COULD YOU NOT LET ME OUT FOR AN EXTRA THREE OR FOUR MONTHS?!?!?!
Otaku Cops: You tried to break out and watch anime on several accounts, which lengthened your sentence.
Elise: Come on, you can't blame me!!! A MONTH?!?!
Otaku Cops: Miss, please calm down. You can watch all the anime you want now. Plus, we have other matters to deal with.
Elise: So do I.
*they both start walking to my house*
Elise: *barges into my room* Oh, no Fairy Tail people today?
Otaku Cops: *right behind Elise* Hello.
Elise: Oh, yeah, hey. Mind if I sit down?
Me: Whatever.
Elise: *sits down* So, what is today's cringey chapter about?
Me: This is actually a FTT Short / Bringing Back Elise chapter.
Otaku Cops: Well, I'm sure I'll be back to arrest one of you soon anyways, but I was here to congratulate you on over 1K reads and 65 chapters.
Me: That is excluding author's notes, right?
Otaku Cops: Yeah.
Elise: It's a little late for the 1K reads congrats right? I mean, that was forever ago.
Otaku Cops: Well, Melody kind of went AWOL, so I didn't have a chance to say anything until now.
Elise: Whatever.
Otaku Cops: Good day, Melody and other.
Elise: Did you seriously just call me "other"?
Me: Umm, they left already...
Elise: Oh, and I guess congrats.
Me: Right.
Natsu: LEFT!!
Gruvia Army: ONWARDS!!
Elise: Does that happen every time?
Me: Yeah... You get used to it.
Elise: Sooo, Behind The Scenes?
Me: Yeah. I mean, I brought you back last chapter, but I decided to show them the backstory.
Elise: So your future self is talking to my present... The past self of your present me?
Me: Sure. That sounds complicated enough.
Elise: And dumb enough to be in this.
Me: I will give you that one. You are pretty dumb..
Elise: JUST LIKE UR MOM!!!
Me: Umm, okay.
Elise: Trying to think of a good comeback??
Me: Maybe... Okay, just give me a minute.
*three days later*
Me: Roses are red, Violets are blue, my comebacks suck, and so do you.
Elise: And you swallow, but I'm not judging.
*5 million years later*
Me: *still young cuz of time schenanigans + author perks*
*standing over Elise's grave*
Me: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I know this isn't original, But I hate you.
Elise's Grave: *has an envelope on it*
Me: *opens it and stands back, prepared for it to explode*
Letter: Violet is another shade of purple, idiot.
Me: Dammit.
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So, that was one of the scenes or stories that go on in my head throughout the day.
This one was when I decided to finally bring back Elise.
Love you guys!! ❤
Have a great day!!
-Melody
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Fairy Tail Texts! ^~^
FanfictionAs you can see in the title, this is Fairy Tail characters texting one another. It may not seem much at first, but it'll get better, or worse.. Honestly I couldn't tell you. Anyways, I hope you enjoy ^^ Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Fai...
