The Shipping Demon and The Lightning Dragon

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I don't know where this is going to go, but I love the picture I used for this one! <3 Team Miraxus!! Plus, I love shipping and storms (lightning) so what could be better??? 

Good lucky!

-Melody

(Ignore that Lucky Channel reference)

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«Laxus» Hey, Mira, you know how you think Juvia and Gray a good couple?

What about it?  Oh, wait, MY SHIPPING SENSES ARE TINGLING!!! «Mira»

«Laxus» Well, basically, Lyon is trying to steal Juvia and Gray is fighting Lyon now?  I'm kind of confused and I honestly don't want to get in that mess.

SAVE THE SHIIIPPPPP!!!! «Mira»

«Laxus» Why can't you?

I WENT ON A JOB WITH ELFMAN AND LISANNA!  «Mira»

«Laxus» Okay??

PLEASE!  I WILL DO ANYTHING!  I'LL CLEAN YOUR HOUSE FOR A WEEK, OR EVEN WEAR COSPLAY FOR A MONTH, YEAR OR WHATEVER!  «Mira»

«Laxus» Anything?

ANYTHING! «Mira»

«Laxus» Fine.  First, umm, I honestly don't know..  Can I think about it?

SAVE GRUVIA!!! I WON'T LET YOU LIVE IF IT SINKS!

«Laxus» Fiinnee.

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Laxus gets up and looks over towards Lyon, Gray, and Juvia.

"Juvia, my love, let's go to Lamia Scale and get married!" Lyon said.

"Juvia loves Gray-sama!" She cuddles up by Gray.  "What is that for?!" Gray looks agitated by Juvia's love, and scoots farther away from her.

"He doesn't love you, Juvia, but I do!"

"Juvia loves Gray-sama and Juvia doesn't care if Gray-sama doesn't like Juvia back, because it doesn't matter to Juvia!" <3

Laxus walks over and lifts up Lyon.  He sets him over in a corner.  He takes Gray and Juvia and puts them across the room from Lyon.  He yawns, and heads back to Mira, who is concerned about the ship.

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IS THE SHIP SAFE? «Mira»

DID YOU GET LYON AWAY FROM GRUVIA?" «Mira»

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?  «Mira»

ALL I ASK IS THAT IT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO TO WITH ERZA'S CAKES!  OR CANA'S BEER!  I HAVE ALREADY HAD ENOUGH TRAUMA WITH THAT! >·< «Mira»

«Laxus»  Calm down.  Lyon is sitting in a corner across the room from them, and is being forced into Cana's drinking contest.  I doubt he will be able to interfere with whatever you were talking about.  Shipping, I think it was...

Do you not know what shipping is?  You poor thing!  «Mira»

You know what, as payment, I will take you on a date and teach you all about shipping! :D «Mira»

«Laxus» A date?

Oh, umm, yeah, if you want to call it that! :) «Mira»

«Laxus» Well, I will see you at 6 then?

Yeah!  Come over to my place!  I will cook dinner, we could watch a movie and I'll teach you all about shipping!!! «Mira»

«Laxus» See you then..

Yeah! «Mira»

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<3

That was awkward yet really fun to write!  I think Miraxus is one of the cutest ships you could ship!  No offense to the people who ship Cana and Laxus, even though I think it is a total crack ship!  Plz don't get mad at me though!  I support my ships, but I won't go hating on yours! <3

Bai!

-Melody

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