"Good morning mama bear!" Sam smiled, pulling the covers from my face
"Do not call me that." I groaned
"How come you haven't had any morning sickness," she paused, "Or any kind of symptoms at all for that matter."
"I'm just cool like that." I winked
"She's right though, you are going to be a mom soon." Jamie pointed out
"Thank you captain obvious." I rolled my eyes
"I take that back. You've been super moody, and I'm pretty sure that's a symptom of pregnancy." Sam laughed
"You know what, you guys can suck my-"
"Hey! Not in front of the baby." Jamie put her hands over my stomach
"So what's on the agenda for today? Any dates?" Sam asked Jamie
"Yeah, your mom!" Jamie laughed
"Anyways, I have to go to family counseling at seven. Then I've got a date at nine." Sam said, scrolling through her phone
"Family counseling?" I raised an eyebrow
"Yeah, my mom thinks I'm going to get pregnant too, so I have to go to counseling with her for the next month, and I have to go on birth control and shit. It's so stupid." She said as if she was irritated
"I would rather have been on birth control and family counseling than where I am now." I mumbled under my breath
"At least you don't have parents." Sam said. She thought she was cheering me up, but it definitely did the opposite
"Wow, guess what Sam. Fuck you." I said dryly
"I was just stating the obvious." she said, smiling
"If you're going to be a bitch, then maybe you should just leave." I stated
"Fine. C'mon Jamie. Call us when you don't have a stick shoved up your ass." She grabbed her keys in one hand, and Jamie's arm in the other. Jamie mouthed, 'I'm sorry' before she was pulled through the door. I heard the door slam, and I threw myself back onto the bed in a humph.
"What the hell am I going to do today?" I asked myself quietly. My mind was blank.
