"Guess what guys!" Jamie laughed, running into Sam's room
"Your parents aren't making you go to church camp this year?" I smirked
"Even better!" She giggled
"Just tell us already!" Sam said
"I kissed a boy last night!" Jamie squealed
"Wait, like seriously?" Sam asked in disbelief
"Yeah! I kissed Bradley from my youth group. And then, he told me to call him!" She sounded so happy
"That's great! But you guys only have three days left to do the dirty. I'd jump on that Bradley kid." I said
"I know, I'm just so nervous." Jamie got quieter
"Are you even trying, Sam?" I asked
"Yes, I have something lined up for Friday night." She said, matter-of-factly
"You planned it out to the day and time?" I snorted
"Well, yeah. I'm meeting him at his house because his parents will be gone, and I'm going to be super quick about it." she nodded
"Okay, want to hear my latest drama?" I asked, then continued on, "So, somebody went to the police or something, and told them I was involved in a prostitution ring. Like, how crazy is that! So this social worker came to the shelter and started asking me all of these questions, and now they have to do monthly drug tests."
"That's bull crap, like, who would even do that?" Jamie asked
"I have no clue, but it made me so angry." I pouted
"Hey, you're wearing that shirt I gave you the other day. It looks good on you." Sam pointed out
"Yeah, I also took Cameron's sweater from the other night and it smells like-"
"Hey, Sam- Oh, I didn't see you come in Lola." Sam's mom pursed her lips
"I came in through the window." I smiled at her
"Well, anyways Sam, I've got to head out, but I ordered some pizza for you and your friends since Rosetta went home early. You can rent a movie if you'd like. I'll see you later girls, and Lola."
"Bye Erin." I said sarcastically after she was gone, "Am I not a girl, because she really made it sound as if I'm not."
"She's still warming up to the fact that we still hang out." Sam laughed
"At least she knows how to order pizza, I'm starving." I stated, "So, who's this boy that you have plans with?" I asked Sam
"His name is Richard-"
"Dick." I interrupted
"And his dad works with my dad. He's really cute, and rich." Sam continued
"Your job is to sleep with him, not marry him." I laughed
"I know, but I can have a good taste in guys to screw." She sassed
"Whatever"
"What about Bradley, what's he like?" Sam asked Jamie
"I don't know much about him, except that his dad is the pastor at our church." Jamie explained
"Do you have his number?" Sam asked
"Yeah, it's in my phone."
"Well, call him right now! Sam's mom isn't home, you could use the guest bedroom!" I exclaimed
"I don't know you guys, we just started hanging out, and-"
"It's better to do them when you don't really know them. Then, you don't get attached." Sam stated
"Okay, but you have to coach me on what to do before he gets here." she said to no one in particular, then left the room to call him. A couple of minutes passed before she came walking back in, "He'll be here in ten."
"Seriously?" I asked
"Yeah, he was really eager." she said
"Okay, well, let's get you dressed!" Sam squealed. She started rummaging through some drawers until she found a piece of skimpy lingerie that she had bought the other day
"I don't think I should-" Jamie started
"Don't think, just do what she says." I laughed, picking up a magazine from off the floor. Within five minutes, Sam had gotten Jamie in the outfit, curled her hair, and popped some eyelashes and lip gloss on her. She looked to prepared.
"So, the condoms are on the table by the bed. Only use one, and make sure you put it on right." Sam explained
"Foreplay is key, get comfortable with his dick before you, well, ya' know." I said. She looked like she was about to cry, "I put some water in there for you, and if you decide to back out, and he's not doing what you say, just yell, and we'll kick his ass." The doorbell rang, and I patted her back, "See you on the flip side my friend."
She shuffled out the door, and we eavesdropped on them until they reached the guest room. they shut the door, and we went back into Sam's room to wait.
