Note- just so you know, I'm so tired while writing this so if something doesn't make sense (even though it never does with my stuff) then you know why. Ok enjoy!
"Ney" said the moldy horse to Adam. Adam and the horse were at dinner. They were in a fancy place that's really expensive. Jack and Ryan weren't there though. They had no idea that Adam was going on a date. Especially with the moldy horse. They were eat and and laughing and having the best time of their lives. Then Adam got a text from his ex girlfriend. The greasy cactus. She texted- "Jfheue hehe udiwkeh adam iiwn lokwnebve jsnfbi andhfiwlnw Nd I plshsh"
Adam knew exactly what she ment. They have broken up almost 9 months ago. It took adam some time to get over it. Now when he finally is, she wants to get back together. Then she sent a picture of herself.
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Wow. She's beautiful. He thought, wait. No. Stop thinking about her! Your here with someone else.
"Ney?" Asked the horse "What? Oh! Um. I wasn't talking with anyone. That was nothing." Adam almost got caught. "Ney" "You look beautiful." Said Adam. Then the waiter came with the food. "This food looks so good. I'm so hungry" "Ney" flirted the horse. "O- oh! Um..." Adam could feel his face turning red. He looked down, breaking eye contact. Then he looked up and saw the horse smirking at him. The awkward silence was broken by a buzz from Adams phone. He looked at it and saw that it was his ex again. "Ney!?" Screamed the horse. "No! I swear! It's no one!" Adam can hear the jealousy in the horse's voice. "That was just... um.... my... virtual plant! Yeah! It needs water..."
—later that night— Adam drove the moldy horse home then went to his house. He laid in bed on his phone. Then he remembered that greasy cactus texted him. He decided to text her back. (GC- greasy cactus. A- Adam)
Gc- jebsh nanay nfbejkqv Hogan's NA Shi'a jsnsvsj jsb isa. A- handiwork backflip bscatikbv jznev man. Gc- bank beheiejb bank Bebe A- one has janvn Rn men r Jane has nebevh kebshj bskeb hen.
(Translated to English-) Gc- Hey. I miss u. Can we pls meet and talk about something? How about we meet tomorrow. A- yeah sure. Where do we meet? Gc- at the bank near the statue of the dog. A- ok. Let's sort out the time tomorrow. Let me eat Jane and then I'll be there.
