✅ Why Don't We High School ✅

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"and to think that an hour ago you were yelling at me over text"

"I wasn't yelling at you"

"im sure"

"actually you called me an idiot therefore you yelled at me"

"cause youre an idiot"

"but im your idiot right"

"that is correct you are my very attracive and hot idiot"

"how hot am I?"

"very and you are also very needy"

"if I wasnt needy that you would have no one to complain about"

"you want me to complain about you?"

"its confusing cause if youre complaining about me then youre thinking about me and talking about me"

"im always thinking about you."

"that makes no sense because you hated m-"

"shh dont speak" he says cutting me off by kissing me

"maybe I should keep talking so you can kiss me again"

"you confuse me"

"thats okay though well goodnight" I say kissing him and falling asleep

"no not goodnight... you have to break up with your lo- your boyfriend"

"why"

"cause once you break up with him ill be more comfortable going any further"

"we already had sex have much further do we need to go... marriage, birth, grow-"

"just break up with him please" he says cutting me off

"ugh fine but you do it"

"um sorry but I kinda dont know how to speak Italian so"

"write it in English and ill taranslate"

"okay"

I hand him my phone to text him

m/j- hey sorry but im breaking up with you for the much better Jonah marais

he shows me my phone and I roll my eyes

"jo this is too mean"

"fine ill change it"

m/j- hey im really sorry but this distance is just too much we barely talk and I just miss you so much... I think we should break up, I really like you its just too hard to be in a relationship with such distance

"is this better"

"yes thank you"

I translate it and have him send it as I wait for a response

l-In realtà stavo parlando di questo con tuo cugino ... e sono d'accordo ... vorrei che non fossimo così lontani l'uno dall'altro ... comunque è stata un'esperienza straordinaria grazie

"what the fuck does that say" jonah asks

"its cute.. it says 'I was actually talking about this with your cousin... and I agree... I wish we weren't so far away from eachother.. anyways it was an amazing experience thank you'"

"first of all im cuter than him and I cant wait to experience the "amazing experience" of dating you"

"you already experienced the most I can offer and apparently you didnt like it" I say remembering what he said earlier

"are you referring to my statement of saying it felt like it was your first time"

"well yeah... I mean no one wants to hear that the person they fucked didnt enjoy it as much as they could"

"I was just being honest"

"and now you're just being a dick" i say rolling my eyes

"so-"

"goodnight" I say turning around and going to sleep

"hey don't be mad at me"

"youre so clueless... obviously im going to be fucking mad. you dont just tell a girl that you basically hated having sex with her I mean come on how would you feel if I just went and said 'yeah Jonah that was eh but you know it couldve been better if you had a bigger dick'"

"yeah but you wouldnt say that cause it isn't true"

"how much more of a dick can you become my god"

"dont be mad at me just because I told you I didn't like it like at least im being honest"

"whatever Jonah whatever im going to sleep now"

"bu-"

"no dont continue let me go to sleep and stop this conversation before you say something else that I will hate" 

he doesnt say anything else and thats my cue to fall asleep