Winking Is A Bad Habit, You Know?

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Lol...  Carla didn't even show up.

Carla: I ESCAPEDDD!!

Hibiki: Heyo. ;)

Loke: Hello, peasants.

Me: Wait, is Loke just gonna call us all peasants now or??

Hibiki: Probably until someone proves him wrong. ;)

Carla: STOP WITH THE WINKING!!!!

Me: Haha, I'm not helping you Hibiki.

Hibiki: But look at him!!

Loke: *looking at himself in the mirror* Oh, you're so much better than all of those peasants, you king of the beasts. ;)

Hibiki: Even I think he's annoying!!!

Carla: FINALLY SOMEONE!

Me: Ughh, fine..  What should I do?

Hibiki: Play along.  You can act, right? ;)

Carla: Are you just gonna ignore me AGAIN?!

Me: I act like a goose, if that counts. :P

Carla: At least Melody isn't winking yet...  Unlike those two baboons.

Hibiki: Oh, fairest maiden...  You shine brighter than a sunkissed sunrise, and more beautifully than anyone ever. ;)

Loke: A beautiful maiden?!  I must have thee!!  *looks up from mirror*

Me: Oh, why, Sir Hibiki you're quite nice...  Umm, in all your shining glory??

Hibiki: *dips Melody* You don't need amyone else, right? ;)

Melody: Umm-

Loke: *steals her* He means me, beautiful maiden who has stricken thy heart with an arrow of passion. ;)

Melody: *squeak* help..

Carla: I'll be at your funeral..  NOW STOP WINKING YOU BAFOONS!!!

Hibiki: Sir Loke, she is mine.  I'm afraid you are mistaken.

Loke: Excuse me, peasant wait your turn. You are talking to royalty.

Hibiki: Excuse you?  Excuse me!!!

Loke: Haha, you're more beautiful than could ever be imagined...

Me: Umm...  *blood slowly comes out of her nose, dripping onto the floor*

Hibiki: Oh, great you broke her!!!

Loke: Maiden, is there something that I could be assisstance with? ;)

Me: *blood drips faster, and then turns into a river*

Hibiki: She is going to die!!!

Loke: How majestic..

Me: Vjdhsaudbbfnsa....

Carla: You know what, I'm stepping in..

Loke: What is this strange cat...

Hibiki: Oh you know very well who that is!!!

Me: alfnejsbnabhalpnfjejns

Carla: *hits Loke at a 45° angle* There.  Now let her go, baboon.

Loke: Woah, what??  *looks at Melody* WHAT THE HECK DID I KILL HER?!?!?!?!?!!!!

Hibiki: Honestly I'm surprised she isn't dead.

Me: huehuehuehuee

Loke: I should...

Hibiki: Do nothing...  Nothing at all.

Carla: I'll go get Wendy.  Don't move.

Loke: Gotcha ;)

Hibiki: Okie!! ;)

Carla: ....resist the urge....

Me: ...

Carla: *starts walking to get Wendy* OH SCREW IT!!!!  *runs back and punches them* Okay, now I'm going to get Wendy.

Hibiki: Owwiee...

Loke: Haha, dork.

Wendy: I heard the sound of fangirling, where is the victim and am I too late????

Hibiki: Wait where is Carla??

Wendy: I came on my own.

Carla: *jumping* Can't...  Reach...  Doorknob...

Loke: Pfft...  Shorty.

Wendy: *heals me* Thank goodness, I came just in time.

Me: ...

Hibiki: Wait, what?!

Wendy: I don't know... 

Loke: She's not waking up.

Carla: She's probably just taking a nap.

Me: *opens eyes* Oh, hey guys...  Sorry for sleeping during the outro I was tired..

Carla: Yeah, now its super long..

Me: Anyways...  Please vote, comment, and a follow would be nice..  If you care.  :P

Loke: Bye. ;)

Hibiki: Cya~ ;)

Carla: Whyyyy?!?!?! 8 more chapters of this nonsense?!

Wendy: You'll be fine...

Have a great day!!

-Melody

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