Guy: are your parents home?
Girl: No, they are away on a business trip in Timbuktu
Guy: Oh when will they be back?
Girl: When you break my heart, I get pregnant, and everyone hates me, my mom only will come
Guy: Umm, yeah i'm not planning on getting you pregnant right now.
Girl: But i thought you loved me!
Guy; we've been dating for a day. and we're 13.
Television: Girl is hated by everyone
Girl: *starts to break down*
Mom: these stupid problems, don't worry we'll get over them.
Guy: 0.0 How did you get here so fast
Mom: I'm a wizard.
Guy: I'm gonna leave.
Girl: See mom, see what i'm being put through? He's leaving me and the baby
Guy: What baby?
Baby: *appears on girls lap and starts crying*
Guy: What the? We never even had sex.
Girl: I HATE YOU! *ties hair in messy bun*
Mom: Hold on let me call Harry Styles
Harry: *appears* Oh my, love. Are you alright love? What happened love?
Girl: He broke my heart *points to confused guy*
Guy: I..I..What?
Niall: *appears with food*
Louis: *appears with carrots*
Zayn: *appears with mirror*
Liam *Appears with fork*
Hot men: *appear with abs*
Mom: Ok, i see our house is filled with grown up men, surrounding my underage daughter who has a baby and is emotionally unstable, ill be off *disappears*
Guy: Ok, what's going on here.
Harry: You broke my girl friends heart
Guy: ummm
Louis: No shes my girl friend! i have carrots
Niall: No mine. i miraculously don't gain weight EVER
Zayn: i'm a hot bad boy
Liam: i didn't bring spoons
Hot men: Check out our gazillion ab muscles
Girl: It's so hard to choose who i love. I guess i'll pick...
Werewolf: *breaks through window*
Girl: My mate!
Vampire: *Breaks through another window*
Pizza guy: *knocks on door* Who ordered 100 plain pizzas, and 1 carrot pizza?
Niall and Louis: Us!
Werewolf: I'm your mate, and i wait until this moment to tell you.
Vampire: I've been waiting for you for over 1000 years.
Girl: *turns 18*
Guy: i'm done...
All boys in the room except guy: *do the deed with girl*
Guy: 0.o
Harry: Marry me!
All other men: No me!
Girl: I pick... Harry. Because he has orbs.
Harry: HAHA LOSERS
All men except guy: *leave*
guy: What is life?
Girl: Harry, i need to tell you something.
Harry: What?
Girl: i'm pregnant
Guy: AGAIN! WITHIN FIVE MINUTES!
Harry: *punches brick wall, steel counter top, metal fridge, wooden chair* I'm not ready to have fucking baby yet.
Guy: Kinda similar to what I said.
girl: *whimpers* i'm sorry
Harry: No baby i'm sorry.
Guy: Can i leave?
Girl: NO! YOU NEED TO TRY AND TAKE ME BACK.
guy: What?
Girl: Do it now.
Guy: I'm taking you back
Harry: *punches guy 10000000 times* No
girl: *falls into coma*
Harry: rushes her to the hospital.
Girl: * able to describe everything going on in her coma*
Harry: *waves Starbucks under girls nose*
Girl My hero!
Harry and girl: *Skip out of hospital hand in hand and get into harry's expensive car and drive away*
Guy: Wait what the hell, what about me? You're my ride!
Baby: Bitch, i was left as a baby do you hear my ass complaining?
The end
