Jungle

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What if the Beatles were in a Jungle?

John: Swears at all the mosquitos for biting him. Gets a stick and tries smashing them.

Paul: Complains about his face that he doesn't have enough mascara on. He complains too much of himself that he starts whining about his eyelashes, how messy his hair is, how dry his lips are etc.

George: Whines that there is not enough food in the bag and blames it on John. But doesn't realize that he was the one that ate most of the food. He tries saving the food for later but couldn't resist how yummy they look and eats "one".

Ringo: Jumps every time he hears a snap sound in the jungle. Jumps on Pauls back making Paul fall in the mud. Paul then yells at Ringo for ruining his good looks. Ringo runs away from Paul and Paul chases him Ringo jumps on Georges back for protection. Since he thinks Georges back is more comfortable than Pauls.

What they would say:

John: DAMN THE MOSQUITOS IM NOT YOUR BLOODY FOOD!! DIE ALL MOSQUITOS!!! DIE! DIE! DIE!!! RUINERS!!

Paul: oh no! My eyelashes they're not long enough! OMG!!! My hair is all messy-no NOT MY LIPS! they are precious for kissing!!! No no! I don't wanna get dirty!! Bloody jungles rediculous!!.

George: AW there's not enough food in the bag!!!! John you ate the most of it you whimp!!!

No I didn't!

Yes you did!

Just stop eating then!

Aw fine!

Oh great now this is hard. Can't I gave just one peice? JUST ONE.

Okay. Ooooooo yummy.

Ringo: OMG! AHHHHH!!! I need your back, Paul! Ahhhh!!!!

Get off of my back Ringo!!!

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

MUD! I DISLIKE MUD!!! RINGO!!!

My face! My precious face, arms, arse, legs my precious body! RINGO!!

AHHH!!! STOP CHASING ME PAUL!!! George, I NEED YOUR BACK!!! RUN GEORGE! GALLOP GEO!

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