How To Cook a Turkey (John Lennon Instructions) With George Helping

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John Lennon: Hello everyone on wattpad! I am here to give you tips on how to cook a turkey. (George is not doing this because he eats he doesnt cook) 

George Harrison: I do so!

John Lennon: You ONCE ROASTED MY CORNFLAKES!!!

George Harrison: IT WASNT ROASTING!!

John Lennon: I LIKE MY CORNFLAKES WITH COLD MILK!!

George Harrison:  I was trying to MAKE THE CORNFLAKES CRUNCHIER FOR YOU!!

John Lennon:  HOW IS IT HARD TO MAKE CORNFLAKES AND MILK!!!???!

George Harrison: BECAUSE YOU LIKE YOURS CRUNCHY SO YOU CAN SIT ON THEM!!!

John Lennon: I dont sit on cornflakes!!!!

George Harrison:  When you're drunk you do 

John Lennon: Well Im gonna give tips to these amazing people on how to cook a turkey!

George Harrison:  NOOOO!!! DONT!! YOUR BAD AT COOKING TIPS!!! 

John Lennon: Well watch and learn! *gets a cooking book out*

George Harrison: Oh boy....

John Lennon:  You are Helping Me Harrison!!!! Okay first step go to the kitchen.

George Harrison: Where is your kitchen John??

John Lennon: ITS ALREADY THE FIRST STEP AND YOU DONT KNOW WHERE MY KITCHEN IS???

George Harrison: WELL I DONT LIVE HERE!!!

John Lennon: Good point the kitchen is where Im at right now

George Harrison: But that doesnt help!!!

John Lennon: I know XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD 

George Harrison: I  have found a green door 

John Lennon: That leads you to the toilet

George Harrison: Im still walking

John Lennon:  Good

George Harrison: I've found white doors

John Lennon: Thats the bathroom and shower room

George Harrison: WHERE IS YOUR KITCHEN!!!!!!

John Lennon: IS WHERE I AM STANDING!!!

George Harrison: CAN YOU PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME!!!! 

John Lennon: WE ARE STILL STUCK ON THE FIRST INSTRUCTION!!!??? WE HAVEN'T EVEN GET TO THE SECOND INSTRUCTION!!!

George Harrison: Whats the second instruction?

John Lennon: Is to buy a turkey! Oh wait a minute.... Thats the first instruction.....

George Harrison:  NOW I HAVE TO FIND THE FRONT DOOR!!!!

John Lennon:  WHY IS THIS SOOOOO HARRRDDDD!!!! 

John Lennon: Im going to go to the shops to buy a turkey!! YOU GEORGE stay here and find the kitchen!!!

George Harrison: WHY IS THERE SO MANY STAIRS AND DOORS!!! 

John Lennon: BYE GEORGE!!

George Harrison:  NO! DONT LEAVE!!!

John has left

George Harrison: Well thats just great.....

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