"jungkook we need to talk" namjoon said as the rest of bts nodded along with him.
"about what?" the maknae asked curiously.
jin swallowed nervously.
"well... you need to shower more"
"what? what does that mean?" jungkook asked hurt.
"you smell bad." yoongi admitted bluntly.
"i shower every weekend!!!"
"jungkook-"
"LOOK AT JIMIN. HE HASNT WASHED HIS HAIR ONCE IN HIS LIFE!"
"this isn't about jimin."
"jungkook a fan literally threw up after smelling you."
"i guess i can shower every three days"
"no! jungkook you need to shower everyday."
"why would i do that?"
"JUNGKOOK" all the other members of bts chorused.
"we all agreed that you're going to shower three times a day now. once in the morning. once at night. and once after we come home from practice or performing and you get sweaty"
"the fuck! you're only supposed to shower once a month okay! i shower often!"
"jungkook who the hell raised you."
"this conversation is over jungkook. you shower when we tell you to or you're moving out."
"okay... fine i guess i'll do it. whatever"
THE NEXT MORNING
"jungkook it's time to shower!"
"ugh already? i showered on tuesday"
"JUNGKOOK"
"fine."
AFTER SHOWER
"how. how do you literally still stink."
"do you even wash yourself?"
"yeah"
"with soap?"
"what's soap?"
"JUNGKOOK"
the end
maybe
