/based on real tea dudes and dudets/
Faggots 101
10:10 pm
Delilover1 has changed the chat name to wow gays!
Milk! has changed his name to dog!
Cookies! has changed his name to pig!
pig: I took him to my penthouse and I freaked it
notsominiladd: I took her to my penthouse and had a nice conversation about politics
Delilover1: I took him to penthouse and realized he had a vagina
Evanlover1: I took him to my penthouse and I killed it
VAPEQUEEN: I took him to my penthouse and he stole my identity
VAPEKING: I took her to my penthouse and I she had dick
pig: Nogla I hope you choke on your chocolate milk
dog: it's just a video game 😤😤 and don't insult my chocolate milk like that
pig: But literally you only drink that shit
dog: your sleeping on the couch tonight
pig: fine
dog: fine
pig: stupid idiot
dog: pig
dog and pig have gone offline...
mooMMY: 😢😭😭😭
Brian: smh they still fighting over that fortnite game
Basicallyidodad: that's why they're fighting?? Are you kidding me
mooMMY: they are fighting over a video game? Omg I need to ban both of them from playing that game for a while two days
VAPEKING: Jesus Christ
VAPEQUEEN: smh
Pig has muted dog for 40 minuets...
pig: I feel bad now :/
mooMMY: Tyler wine, why?
pig: I can hear him crying from downstairs
mooMMY: obviously dumb ass you fucking hurt his feelings over a video game
pig: I know
mooMMY: next time I see you I'm giving your head a slap and smack
Basicallyidodad: and I'll smack with the belt
Brian: brb noglas calling me
Brian has gone offline...
pig: fuck
mooMMY: Tyler I hate to say this but I'm banding both you and Nogla from fortnite until you learn that fortnite is only a game and shouldn't be taken that seriously to the point were you make your boyfriend cry.
Brian: dude noglas crying hard
pig: I know I can hear him from the living room
dog has been unmuted from the chat...
pig and dog have gone offline...
mooMMY: I swear I'm gonna beat Tyler
notsominiladd: I'm more concerned that this is their first real fight
Brian: pfft purple ladd XDDD
wow gays have gone offline...
Private messages between pig and dog
11:09 am
pig: Nogla... I'm sorry
pig: I overreacted. I never meant to hurt you or make you cry I'm so sorry...
pig: and I well... I
pig: I love you
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dog: i love you too
pig: do you forgive me?
dog: yeah
pig: thank the lord
dog: now help me do something upstairs 😉
pig and dog have gone offline...
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