Text Me Back! | bts texting story.

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Crackhead:

You: WTF IS THAT

Crackhead: that's Namjoon-Hyung

You: U turn ur hyungs into memes?

Crackhead: oh yeah
U don't know

You: Don't know what

Crackhead: Can't wait to see u tomorrow

You: yeah I'm shopping right now
I don't have nice clothes ;-;

Crackhead: Girrrll
My style is undeniably hot

You: are u gonna make me purchase masks?
Cuz that ain't my thing

Crackhead: Lol no
I haven't see u b4
Send a pic

You: how about NO

Crackhead: Come on
U need to look good
Ur future boyfriend is gonna be there

You: My future WHAT

Crackhead: Once u see him, you'll fall head over heels

You: what if I was gay

Crackhead: what

You: u don't know anything abt me
Including my sexuality

Crackhead: idk
I'm sorry if I assumed
Can I just pls dress u

You: first off I was joking
I'm not gay
Second, that sounds rlly weird

Crackhead: o
I don't like u

You: that doesn't rlly affect me, Tae

Crackhead: ur mean
All I wanted to do was dress u up

You: I'm an adult
I can do that myself

Crackhead: I don't see y he likes u

You: What

Crackhead: what

You: who likes me

Crackhead: ur mom

You: wow very mature

Crackhead: u said u were shopping
Y r u still here

You: I was buying a sandwich

Crackhead: "sorry I fell asleep try to make u a sandwich"
"GO TO SLEEP AND STARVE"

You: lol
That's actually my favorite vine

Crackhead: same!

You: so what ya doin

Crackhead: I'm eating my cousin

You: WUTKSKSEM

Crackhead: CROISSANT! I MEANT CROISSANT PLS DONT THAT THAT SRSLY

You: "stoooopp I almost dropped my croissant!"

Crackhead: Loooollll
We should exchange vines more often

You: we should
It's been fun but  my sandwich has arrived

Crackhead: don't think abt me too much

You: Oh no I was planning on daydreaming abt u all day

Crackhead: can't blame ya
I'm gorgeous

You:

Crackhead: lol

~ Crackhead saved your photo to his camera roll~

You: goodbye mike

Crackhead: IM TAE
Who tf is mike

You: omg u haven't watched stranger things?

Crackhead: I don't have time

You: one day we will meet and I will push u down the hole

Crackhead: LOOLL OKAYYY

~ name changed to TaeTae ~

You: bye TaeTae

TaeTae: eat ur damn sandwich

You: lol ok