Pokemon Boiz Oneshots

Falkner x Reader

THE RETURN OF BIRB BOY FOR creamsweets. Because I can't write him I'm gonna come back with the old poem version as a sort of continuation. Idk. I just can't write falkner so I'm using this. Sorry. Let's go.

You love birb boy

He loves you

Like his magnificent birds

He nicknamed you "his Phoenix"

And you married him happily

-

You married birb boy

And he kept his gym

Every day you watched him

Battle against trainers

Through win and loss

You loved your birb boy

-

Joy! Joy!

You run to birb husband with a small device in hand

A smile on your face

He is training with Pidgiot

"Birb boy! Lookie! Lookie!"

You cheer.

-

"Not now, Phoenix, I'm busy."

"Lookie! Lookie!"

He sighed and looked over at you

He saw your smile

Then the device

He dropped to his knees

Birb boy fainted

But you loved him

-

The doctor doubts he'll survive

Doctor doubts he'll be normal, 

...if he lives.

Doctor doubts you'd even live if you go through with this

Doctor this

Doctor that

You wanted your own birb boy

You'll keep him

You look over at birb boy

His hand in yours

He nods

You nod

"I wants to keep him."

-

Nine months

Birb boy is awfully protective

Your belly is awfully big

The gym is closed for a while

So he can spend time with you

And birb boy jr.

Of course that's not his name

But his nickname will be 

Birb boy.

Oh? Now your legs are wet.

"Falkner..."

Him hearing his actual name is never a good thing

He looks down

He panics

He rushes you to the doctor

-

"Congratulations! It's a boy!"

"A healthy baby boy? I'd never thought..."

"Woah, he surivived."

"Now the question is if he did have the same mental disorder."

You sad. 

Mental disorder?

Birb boy said it was just dyslexia!

You look at birb boy

He was crying

But he had a smile

Pfft.

Birb boy could be crazy.

OWWW YOUR LEGS!!!

-

Tiny little Sora

Tiny tiny little Sora

Beautiful eyes

Blue hair like birb boy's

He is birb boy jr.

Your birb boy that you made.

Birb boy partial credit

It was perfect.

-

Sora was now a whole year old!

Yay Sora!

It was time he saw birb dad in action

So you took him to gym

Birb boy battled good

He won against challenger

Sora cheered

Sora laughed

Sora cried

Sora had fun

You had fun

Sora loved you

You loved Sora

You both love birb boy

And you never would stop loving your family

Not exactly a part two because it makes sense without part one. Plus I forgot which book the original was in. Oh well. Hope you enjoyed!

~Ev