My Mrs. Defective

7. stalking her

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*male lead POV*

*two weeks later*

I know  mr. 'Anderson'  from the last 5 years and this is the first time I am actually  nervous to meet  him. usually  I hate his 'I am next sherlock holme guts' from core..
But well this time I am really excited.

So when he entered the cabin you can imagine my excitement. I was almost on my toes ready to fire all questions.
Though, that wasn't what I did. Instead I just took a deep breath, calmed myself down and acted like hardcore businessman saying
"Yes, mr. Anderson? Any progress?

For which I got answer in typical anderson style..facts with his own judgements 😂  i.e. something like this

" sir Idk why you told me to find about this girl but I got all I could on her in last 14 days . And  according to that I am suggesting you sir,
'STAY AWAY FROM HER'.
She is insane and needs treatment..

Sir all day she is looking at this tab and smiling and giving all kind of reactions. Like wth. I mean sorry for cursing but seriously. First we thought may be she is in love but NO. Hacked all her accounts. Girl is single af. atleast memes say that. Though I would like to say flirting skills are  on point 🙈 can make any man blush.

Other than that ,like  being insane, sir this girl is also jobless of the year and can make any man poor with her food expenses. She is literally eating all the time and watching all kind of series. Total typical fangirl sir. Her google searches are full of celebrity crushes

Now coming to the final point, sir this girl do have a few talents too..
Like 1. Not really burning kitchen while cooking
2. Having OCD like Monica. Which results in extremly clean house
3. Tagging only 2 loyal friends in meme. That's loyal af

4. And most importantly good in acadamics. I still don't know how the hell she manages that with all other lazing and laying around activities..

On addition to this I would hate to admit , but girl is intelligent & smart as hell. The way she creatively insults using sarcasm with sense of humor. Mashallah.  totally chandler to my sherlock 😍 so that's it sir. I am done"
So now  after mr. Anderson leaving with all the due formalities and so called opinions, I came down to following facts. which are

1. Ms. dramaqueen is mentally okay..just have this very very serious disease called ' wattpad addiction' which is according to research found in new generation book nerds. & Well my dad also suffers from the same so may be I can handle this. Yupp only handle.
Coz there is no cure on this.

2. Another important point, she might not be gold digger but definitely food digger i.e. 'girl who solely date from purpose to eat freely on other's expenses'

3. Surely isn't dumb barbie. with that kind of car information and sarcasm this girl is another dude in cute 'pandas' body. Like teddy bear who can talk & walk

4. She and shy are two opposite words which can't exist in same dictionary, then forget the same page. she can flirt and insult like a pro. And probably that's the reason why single. Coz 'coaches don't play' 😏

So yes for Now I only this much. But soon I'll know more. coz it's time to meet
'MY MRS. DEFECTIVE'

Dear readers get ready. 'JOURNEY BEGINS'

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Names will be finalised soon. Suggestions and criticism welcomed.sayonara, dhanywad and thank you so much for staying.
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