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Blinded By Love

~JOHNS POV~

My eyes slowly lift and shut a few times before adjusting to the harsh light. Where am I? This doesn't look like my room. It looks like its a lot later than morning. I must have over slept, silly me! Oh, my head is so sore. Must have drank too many monster energies last night. As soon as I sit up I realise I am in a strange room. I don't remember much of what happened this past day or so. I look around before trying the door. Huh, locked. My vintage suit is covered in what appears to be blood. I smell like a Big Mac thats been left in the sun for a few years. 

I suddenly hear the door open and to my surprise Y/N walks in, carrying a pancake on a stick. "Here's your breakfast, my sweet cupcake angel." Oh, my favourite. A pancake. But on a stick. Genius! Where has my fedora gone, though? That was my prized possession. I wanted to give it to Y/N as a symbol of my undying love. "Oh.. I forgot to mention. I added a secret ingredient. Don't worry. You'll see" I start to feel funny, and a little dizzy. "Lets get you back into bed, shall we?" Y/N leads me out the door, the opposite direction of my bed. Before I realise whats happening, I'm thrown down the stairs like a soggy bag of oatmeal. "SILLY ME. What a shame. I'm so clumsy!" Y/N giggles. I... God, that felt amazing. "Mmmmmm..." I begin, groaning in pain. "That felt.. wow.. do it again!" I move my half broken neck to look up at my senpai. She has an unreadable expression on her face. A mix of confused but curious. Oh, how I'd let her throw me down the stairs again and again and again. Until the end of time. Y/N mumbles something but before I can register whats happening there's a huge throbbing sharp pain in my leg and I lose consciousness.