Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome To My Daddy Review

You're not who I thought you were

written by @ illneverusethis1

~JOHNS POV~

Isn't this supposed to be (Y/N)'s basement? I don't quite understand what's going on here... what's happening exactly.. The naked woman with the rather large bosom is still shouting at me. Sheesh. She's begging "Save me, save me, save me!" with luminous tears escaping her muddy lifeless eyes, flowing down her greasy pizza stained cheeks. I've already untied you, silly sloot. Screaming, the silly sloot retreats into a corner.

You just need to calm down, listen to some shortwave. "STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!" she retorts. A sigh escapes from my mouth. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. If I could say sad face right now, that would be my expression. "AHHHH!" She screams. "You know, Y/N wouldn't be acting like this. After all, she's perfection – but I do question why you're in her basement.. and ... She's behind me isn't she?" Silly Sloot screams indicating yes. Oh boy, ladies and gentleman – oh boy. I snap my head around fast to face her, as if I got spooked filming a food review outside in public. She's the love of my life, but why in her hand is she holding a baseball bat?