Emm... Before we start, I ate a baguette for breakfast.
Is this cannibalism?
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"Antoine!" I smiled at the man.
I was disgusted at the flowers he had brought me.
"I brought you flowers, trésor." He kissed my hand. I almost gagged, but I remained calm, and continued walking to the park.
I took out a fresh piece of bread, and took a bite.
He did the same but with the stale bread.
"This isn't right." He gagged.
"What do you mean?" I furrowed my eyebrows, and spread the butter on my bread. The okay butter.
"It tastes... Expired." He giggled not to make me feel bad.
"Mine tastes fine. Here, try the steak?" I passed him the poisoned food.
"My taste buds will surely get fixed." He laughed, and cut it up.
"Good." I looked behind him, and witnessed the beautiful sight of the curly hair, and the nice scent of baguettes.
I looked at my handsome husband, and saw him fiddling with a knife.
I coughed, and backed up a bit and straightened up my skirt.
"Antoine, I need to go for a walk. I'm very full." I rubbed my stomach, knowing my baby was in there.
"Mind if I join you?" He smiled.
"O-Of course." I stood up, and started walking. I heard a gasp, and turned around.
"(Y/N)?" I saw Antoine fall to the floor, blood pouring out of his mouth.
"I would never, in my right mind.. Go anywhere with you." I shook my head.
"But--" The blade contracted from his chest.
"Bonjour, bitch." Lafayette came from behind, and looked down at him.
"And goodbye, Antoine." I smiled at him, and decided to go with Laf.
"Police?" Laf looked at me.
"Police."
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"He attacked my wife on a picnic, and I had to defend for her!" Laf fake-cried.
Diggity-dang, what can't he do? He can act!
"Hi-His body is in the park.." I wiped my tears. My legit tears.
The men nodded, and ran to the bloody area.
Laf and I fist-bumped, and he put his arm around me.
"Do I get a prize?" He smirked.
"I'm pregnant. Maybe next time?" I bit my lip.
"Okay." He smiled at me.
"I can help you though." I looked down at his crotch.
"No, no. I can do it myself." He cleared his throat.
"I better not catch you." I laughed, and we made our way back home.
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redcoats || lafayette
Fanfiction"I'll wait for you. I'll always wait for you, (Y/N)." He looked down at me, and leaned in to kiss me. I kissed back, wrapping my arms around his torso. "I love you." --- Your brother joins the revolution, and you join him, knowing well that opinions...
