You guys deserve something
This is my thanks.
Evan and Connor were snuggling on the couch, watching Dear Evelyn Hansen: The Movie. As they were about to pass out......
JARED BURST THROUGH THE WINDOW
"JARED I THOUGHT I SHOT YOU!"
"NOPE HANSEN THIS IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT CHAPTER."
Mi—I mean Connor blinks in confusion.
"I'm just gonna go get so ice cream and cry in my bed room."
Connor scurries our the room and sobs wishing he didn't reset the shitpost story because he loved being Jesus.
Meanwhile back in the living room Evan and Jared were FIGHTING TO THE DEATH....
With Pokémon cards. Giving eachother slight paper cuts.
Outside was a filipino gurl who was celebrating her 3K special on Wattpad. She looked to the right to see the bois giving each other minor paper cuts.
She sat down in the rain and started to write some juicy shitpost.
Back in da house
"EVAN YOU BATCH YOU BURNED ALL MY CARDS!"
"I HOPE THAT YOU....BURN!"
Suddenly Connor walks in and screams: "HEY!.....IM TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP!"
Jared throws a card at him but it just gives up on life half way.
Connor picked Jared up by the feet and literally kicked him out the door. His face covered in mud.
He saw the gurl outside and ran to her, picking her up, the girl just accepting this what my life your when you turn 18.
"We're adopting this girl."
"No."
"Yes."
"NO."
Suddenly she screams: "YOUR MINDS TELLING YOU NOOO.
BUT YO BODY
YO BODY
IS TELLING YOU YESSSSS
BABYYY
I FONT WANNA
HURT NOBODY."
Everyone blinks in confusion.
"We're adopting her."
After 420days they adopted her
And Evan and Connor had ENDLESS NIGHTS OF FUCKING
While she fangirled across the room writing smuts.
She eventually passed out
BUT
CONNOR FLICKED HER FOREHEAD
Rest in pizza pie Connor
The end......
I reach 3K and I give you guys whatever this shit is...
What is my life
I need help
Serious help
This is my thank you for now
Smut will come out soon trust me
Thank you.
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Treebros oneshots (complete)
FanfictionConnor x Evan/Treebros oneshots. Most oneshots include smut, You have been warned. Highest ranking: #2 in #deh This book is finished! :D
