If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
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People who talk shit will be reincarnated as toilet paper.
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Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?
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LIVE FROM MY ROOM, IT'S TUESDAY NIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!
TUESDAY NIGHT LIIIIVVVVEEEEEEEE.
I'm totally kidding.
lol ya gotta love SNL
Black Widow (ft. Rita Ora) - Iggy Azalea to the side --- im pretty sure its not edited but im sure you guys wont care :) LOVE THE SONG SO MUCH BTW. IM OBSESSED!!!
Sorry for the anger related ones in this update btw. they sort of all relate to my feelings right now so I figured "why not?"
O who am i kidding.
THEYRE FREAKING SPOT ON LIKE LITERALLY THEY HIT HER RIGHT IN HER FREAKISHLY WEIRD MONKEY RESEMBLING FACE AND WON THE JACKPOT.
Forgive me if that doesn't make sense, but it does in my brain and my world and it doesn't matter if it does or not cuz NEITHER DOES JUSTIN BIEBER'S FACE OR HIS CAREER SOOOOO.
YAH.
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ANYHOOZLIEEEESS, a huge thanks to everyone reading and voting and basically sticking w/ me in this thing!!! Srsly it means so much to me that FS has gotten this far!!!! you guys are the bestest and you must know that, b/c you're reading this, we are now besties 5ever. cuz that's like a bazillion fat nugget cake loads better than 4ever.
also, I'm thinking of changing the cover. it's begun to get a bit too plain for my liking. I've thought about doing that before, but my lazy forgetful ass never got around to doing it sooo could I possibly have some opinions on this?? if I get some suggestions from any of yous, there will be a dedication waiting for you in the next updaaaaatttee!!! not like I'm bribing you or nothin but yeah. that's gonna happen. :)
so plz vote and maybe even comment..? idk. DO WUT EVER Y'ALLS FEELS WANT Y'ALLS TA DO, M'KAY??? CUZ THATS WELL.... ITS JUST WUT YA DO.
BYEESSSS UNTIL NEXT TIME, FRIENDS!!!
- Lil Bill (nickname given to me by my oh so clever friend @Haileyf_13-1D :))
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RandomJust some random things that I think are funny. I mostly find them on instagram, tumblr and sometimes twitter. Read on or not, I love you anyways! ~ lils x
