Things I Wish Upon My Enemies:
- flimsy/thin toilet paper
- mosquito bites between their toes
- clogged sinuses on the day of a meal they've been looking forward to
- beautiful amounts of stray LEGO pieces
- inability to reproduce the leather couch fart noise a second time
- lots of friends who talk endlessly about their baby's "advanced" physical and mental development
- no Wi-Fi signal
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yes yes. i wish this upon all my enemies *cough* Justin Bieber *cough*
and if there r any justin bieber fans reading this, just remember HATERS GONNA HATE OKAYS???
>:)
hehe to the next joke.
- lileh xx
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Funny Stuffs
RandomJust some random things that I think are funny. I mostly find them on instagram, tumblr and sometimes twitter. Read on or not, I love you anyways! ~ lils x
