France: "Come on guys, stop fighting."
USA: "NOT UNTIL HE ADMITS I'M COOLER!"
Canada: "NEVER! I'LL NEVER ADMIT THAT YOU'RE COOLER!"
USA: "PROVE IT!"
Canada: "FREE HEALTHCARE!"
USA: "YEAH, BUT WH-"
Canada: "MARRIAGE EQUALITY!"
USA: "B-"
Canada: "AND KINDER EGGS!"
USA: "...YEAH WELL YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS JUSTIN BIEBER!"
Canada: *gasp*
Britain: *spits out tea*
France: "Calm down. There is no need for such false accusations."
*Canada and USA continue arguing*
Italy: *smashes through window* "DON'T GET UPSETTI, HAVE SOME SPAGHETTI!"
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I've never understood why women love cats. They are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.
In other words, every quality that women hate in men they love in cats.
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HOLY FLIP FLAP the second one is so freakin true!!! im a dog person, and cats hate me, so yeah.
Two jokie poos cuz i feel like u guys deserve it, and cuz the first one aint that funny, but i put it up cuz I thinks it's at least a little bit funny. :D
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- LILLINS xx
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RandomJust some random things that I think are funny. I mostly find them on instagram, tumblr and sometimes twitter. Read on or not, I love you anyways! ~ lils x
