A man dies.
In Heaven, he sees a large wall full of clocks. He asks an angel, "What are all these clocks for?" "These are lie clocks. Everyone has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on Earth, the clock hands move." the angel replies. "Who's clock is that?" the man asks. "That is Mother Teresa's. Hers has never changed, showing that she has never told a lie." the angel says. The man asks "Where are the politicians' clocks?" "Those are in out offices. We use them as table fans."
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Funny Stuffs
RandomJust some random things that I think are funny. I mostly find them on instagram, tumblr and sometimes twitter. Read on or not, I love you anyways! ~ lils x
