A woman announces to her friend that she's getting married for the fourth time. "I hope you don't mind me asking, but what happened to your first husband?" her friend asks. "He ate poisonous mushrooms and died." she said sadly. "Oh how tragic! What about your second husband?" "He too ate poisonous mushrooms and died." He friend replied "Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask about your third husband." "He died of a broken neck." "A broken neck?" "Yeah, he wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
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