Yeah, but you still aren't as cool as a dragon. «NaLu»
«LoLu» That's because I'm hot.
Yeah, but at least I don't have fleas, flea bag. «NaLu»
«LoLu» Well, your magic isn't even nearly as hot as me.
The only thing is, you have more Chins than a Chinese phone book. «NaLu»
«LoLu» At least I don't need a scarf to make me hot!!
Yeah, but if memory serves me correctly, when you first met Lucy, you ran away from her and she thought you were a total weirdo. «NaLu»
«LoLu» Loke'd still be better for her. After all, she'll never get rid of him. In those fan fiction where you act like a total jerk to her because of Lisanna, guess who's still with her? Right, Loke.
But also in those fan fictions it says how Lucy loved Natsu. Boom! «NaLu»
«LoLu» But who helped her and stayed by her the whole way? Loke.
Yeah, but Natsu met her first. Plus, who is in every episode with her? Natsu. «NaLu»
«LoLu» Well, who didn't kidnap / break Lucy's heart in all the fan fictions?? Loke.
Yeah, but in almost all of those you're either her ex, her forced fiancee, or her family. In all of those, she either hates your guts or it would be incest. «NaLu»
«LoLu» Please, NaLu, we all know that incest wouldn't stop true love.
Ew. You're messed up, LoLu. «NaLu»
«LoLu» Not as messed up as what nature did to you.
Well, I guess from the standpoint of an idiot with a pea sized brain, he must be delusional. After all, you seem to think pretty highly of yourself. Which means, you just called me hot. «NaLu»
So, thank you. «NaLu»
«LoLu» Is that the best you got?
Please. I have more than you've ever had. If you don't think that's very much, then compare it to the size of your knowledge. Then, it's a lot. If you compare it to your ego, that's something else entirely. «NaLu»
«LoLu» By the way, NaLu, I would love to argue more, but Lucy is calling Loke, so I need to go.
Whatever floats your boat. Although, we all know that you can't float a sunken ship. «NaLu»
«LoLu» I suppose you would have plenty of experience on the matter.
Yeah, I suppose I would. After all, NaLi did sink hard.. «NaLu»
«LoLu» Whatever toots your horn.
Sure, pervert. «NaLu»
Oh, my bagel is done. Sorry, but someone has to make sure that they don't get burnt because of how hot they are. Hmm, just like NaLu. So hot. «NaLu»
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So, who won??
Erza: NaLu. As expected.
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