Tree Bros and Boyf riends One Shots

Boyf riends: Texts (slight NSFW)

A/N: A wild update appeared! THIS WAS TOO MUCH FUN TO WRITE

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Jerbear: Hello

WhosYourDaddy: ITS THREE IN THE MORNING WHAT DO YOU WANT

Jerbear: sum fuk

WhosYourDaddy: I'll be there in ten minutes

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WhosYourDaddy: hi

WhosYourDaddy: hi

WhosYourDaddy: hi

WhosYourDaddy: hi

Jerbear: what is it babe

WhosYourDaddy: I want ice cream

Jerbear: ....

WhosYourDaddy: and a slushie

Jerbear: Fine

WhosYourDaddy: Yay thanks love you :)

JerBear: So there's guy at 7 11 wearing a black trench coat and for some reason is singing about freezing his brain or some shit

WhosYourDaddy: weird

Jerbear: and there's a dude with long hair making out in the back with a guy in a cast and a blue and white polo

WhosYourDaddy: ok that was unnessesary

Jerbear: and they're really into it

WhosYourDaddy: THAT INFO IS NOT REQUIRED THANK YOU VERY VERY LITTLE

Jerbear: ok got your slushie and your ice cream

WhosYourDaddy: YASSS

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WhosYourDaddy: what are you doing?

Jerbear: lying down

WhosYourdaddy: what are you wearing

Jerbear: a sweater and sweatpants

WhosYourDaddy: I'm wearing nothing

Jerbear: .....

WhosYourDaddy: what? am I making you think about the feeling of our naked bodies pressed together? or the way I moan your name as I climax?

Jerbear: great now I have a boner

WhosYourDaddy: Good kitten

Jerbear: get your ass over here

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WhosYourDaddy: so I was walking today

Jerbear: and???

WhosYourDaddy: and I passed this guy on the phone

Jerbear:???

WhosYourDaddy: and he was screaming 'JARED I DONT CARE THAT YOU LOVE THE CRONCH THAT IS NOT OKAY TO EAT'

Jerbear: lol

WhosYourDaddy: ikr

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A/N: did you guys like this chapter? let me know if you want more like these