Impractically Inseparable

Impractically Inseparable (Epilogue)

I woke up with a pounding headache and ice on my head. I felt really dizzy and lightheaded, but I don't know why. I slowly sat up with a groan and heard footsteps. "Oh good, you're awake!" I heard a voice exclaim. I held my hurting head at the noise and looked up to see Bessy and Rose standing in front of me. I moaned in pain and tried to stand up, but they wouldn't let me. "What happened?" I groaned. Bessy sat down next to me and took my hand into her cold one. She looked at me intensely and then blankly said, "You fell." I scratched my neck and asked, "Why?" Bessy sighed, "Because Joe told you about Shane. Now we looked into it and without telling Sal, you can sue him for everything he's done to you both." My eyes lit up and I jumped off the couch, "Really? Can I do it at any time?" Rose and Bessy nodded and I smirked evilly. "Looks like Shane is getting sued for everything he has."

December 15th, 2032
18 Years since Impractical Jokers started
Courthouse (Note, I know nothing about court.)
12:30pm

"Why are we here?" Sal asked as I pulled up to the courthouse. I mentally sighed because Sal hasn't stopped asking questions since I told him to put a suit on. I parked the truck and said nothing to him. Jenna got out with the twins and I straightened out my blazer since I refused to wear a dress. I took in a heavy breath and started walking to the courthouse with the other four following behind. "You know your heels are annoying," Sal commented. I continued to ignore him and pushed open the doors to the courthouse. We all walked into the room we were supposed to go in and I told them to sit in the back of the room. I then walked to the front of the room and then Shane was brought in with handcuffs and an orange jumpsuit. He glared at me and I smiled and wiggled my fingers back and forth. The judge then walked out and the officer said, "All rise." Everyone stood up and then the judge sat down, which meant everyone else could. "Shane Miller is being sued for abuse and murders by Haley Vulcano." I heard gasps and quiet murmurs. I could feel eyes staring at me and knew it was Sal. I looked out of the corner of my right eye and saw Bessy and Rose sitting. "Mrs. Vulcano what do you want to discuss first?" The judge asked. I sighed and said, "The abuse." The judge nodded and looked down at the records of what I remember Shane doing. "So he's being sued on multiple accounts. Physical abuse, rape, shooting, being thrown down the stairs, and many others. Do you have proof of anything?" I nodded and gave him the tapes that Bessy gave to me from the house. The police officer took it and put it the DVD player. It showed Shane yelling at me for not having the bedroom clean and he grabbed me by the arm. We were standing at the top of the stairs and then he pushed me down them. There were many clips of him doing that from different angles. I flinched every time and rubbed my arm involuntary because I broke it many times from him pushing me. The video was done playing and then I gave the officer pictures of all the bruises and medical bills from what Shane did. He gave them to the judge and then gave them back to the officer. The officer walked over to Shane and the judge asked, "Mr. Miller, do you recall harming Mrs. Vulcano in any way?" Shane's face was slightly red and he looked around nervously, "No, I do not. I would never hurt her in any way. I love her." "Bullshit!" I heard Sal's voice yell. I turned around and glared at him. "Mrs. Vulcano, do you know that man?" I turned back around and nodded, "That's my husband." "And the children next to him? Are they his, or Mr. Miller's?" I stood up straight and replied, "Those are Sal's children. Jenna is sixteen and the twins are almost three months old." The judge nodded and asked, "Mr. Vulcano, can you please step up here?" Sal looked nervous but stepped up to the front. "Please stand next to Mrs. Vulcano." Sal moved towards me and intertwined our fingers. "Mr. Vulcano, how long have you and Mrs. Vulcano been married?" Sal nervously said, "Almost four months." The judge looked confused and asked, "How long have you two been together?" "We started dating June twenty-second of 2016, but then two weeks later she left for Buffalo because of work. She was pregnant at the time too. She then came back in December of last year because Jenna wanted to meet me and my four friends because we have a TV show and my wife never told Jenna who her father was. We got into a huge fight and she wrecked her truck and I proposed to her in the hospital because I wanted to be with her. She then told me that she was pregnant in January and she just had them in September. Back in August, we went to the courthouse and legally got married." The judge nodded and then looked at the pictures again. "Mrs. Vulcano, how long were you with Mr. Miller?" Tears filled my eyes and I felt Sal rub his thumb over the back of my hand. "Four years. We started dating freshmen year of high school and he didn't abuse me at the time, but when we got to sophomore year he started beating me and he said if I told anyone he would kill me. I finally got away from him after senior year. I don't remember where he was, but all I know is that I got away."