Impractically Inseparable

Challenge Swap (19)

Kerri's POV

It's not my fucking fault Haley got punched in the face. She was trying to stop something she shouldn't have. I walked over to where Sal was cradling Haley and sat next to him. "What happened?" I asked. Sal looked over at me and shook his head. I was confused. Why was he shaking his head at me? I sighed and glanced at Haley. I could see dried tears on her face and her right wrist was slightly twisted. "Sal she needs a brace on her wrist," I pointed out. He slowly took Haley's wrist in his hand and I could see her bury her head in his chest more.

"Hey, you're okay now. I promise. You're going to be okay," Sal whispered. He slowly stood up and put Haley on her feet. They walked over to Q and Joe, which made me nervous. "Call the cops on him," Sal simply said. Bessy quickly walked to Haley with makeup in her hand. She started rubbing it on Haley's right eye and I saw Haley wince. "Sorry," Bessy said concerned. I walked over and helped Bessy put makeup on Haley's right eye. As soon as we were done, you couldn't see that she was punched, besides her lip. Bessy, Sal, Haley, and I slowly started walking to the ER. Surprisingly it was close. Sal went up to the desk and told them the situation. The women at the desk nodded and called someone.

She then hung up after a minute and said something to Sal. He thanked her and came over to us. "It's a five to ten minute wait." Bessy and I nodded while Haley stared off into space. I waved my hand in front of her face and she looked over at me. "You okay?" She completely ignored me and leaned her head on Bessy's shoulder. I don't understand why she's still mad at me. I didn't even punch her. It's truth or dare. You have to answer honestly, so I don't see why she's still fucking pissed.

"Okay, what is your fucking deal?" I whispered-shouted. She still ignored me until I grabbed her by the shoulder. "What?" She hissed. "Why are you still fucking mad at me? I didn't even fucking touch you!" She rolled her eyes and shook her head. "It's your fucking fault that I got punched in the face." "You had worse." "Kerri enough!" Sal snapped. Just then Haley's name was called and she stood up quickly, grabbing Sal's hand. They walked to where the doctor was and disappeared down the hall.

"It is your fault Haley got punched. You should've lied. You know how Rose
is about her brothers." I groaned in response and shook my head. "It's truth or dare. You can't lie if you have to tell the truth. Those are the rules." Bessy glared at me and I glared back. This was so fucking dumb. We're fighting over the dumbest thing. "You knew Rosalie would come after you, yet you don't care. Are you really Haley's friend, Kerri?" Of course I'm her friend. We had so much in common. Who does Bessy think she is? "Of course I'm her friend. What crack have you been smoking?" "Haha, really funny." "You know you're-" I was cut off by Sal saying, "Let's go." I stood up and Haley glared at me. I sighed and shook my head. "You know you're a real bitch," I said to Haley. She completely ignored me and I gritted my teeth. Sal looked at me and shook his head. I huffed and stormed past them. Who the hell did they think they were?

Why couldn't life be normal? Why is it a bitch? I wish we never came here. I wish Haley never met Shane. I wish a lot of shit that won't happen. I didn't realize I was crying until I felt wetness on my mouth. I rubbed my eyes and walked out of the E.R. I continued walking until I got to where Murr and Q where. I took the microphone out of Murr's hands and pushed them away. "What are you doing?" Q asked. "I have a great idea that will fuck with the fans." Murr looked at me with confusion and I quickly spoke, "You guys film the intro, us girls will film the challenge." Q and Murr looked at each other then looked at me. "That's a great idea, but who's who?" "Haley is Sal, Bessy is Joe, I'm Q, and Rose is Murr." Murr and Q looked at each other and grinned. The others came over and I told them my plan. "So we're doing a challenge swap?" Rose asked. I nodded my head while Joe and Sal shrugged their shoulders. "Keep the at names the same."

"So you're using our names?" Joe asked. I nodded and everyone agreed. We quickly got into places behind the TV while the guys filmed the intro. "Today, we're going up to strangers and asking," Murr said. "Penny for your thoughts!" Joe yelled with wide eyes. "Here's the catch, our thoughts will be given by the other guys," Q explained. "And if you refuse to say any of it, you lose!" Sal ran off camera. After the camera turned off, we clapped. The guys came over to us and explained how everything worked. Haley walked out first and I could see she was nervous. The guys stood out of sight from the cameras and smiled at us.

(The girls will pretend to be the guys, so they'll say the guys' names, just so y'all don't get confused.)

"Okay, Sal, go up to that woman with the pink shirt and blue hair." Haley looked towards the woman and sat next to her. "Penny for your thoughts?" Haley asked. The woman looked at her and sighed, "I'm thinking about how much I need to get laid tonight." We all busted out laughing and Haley snickered, covering it as a cough. "Do you want to know what I was thinking?" Bessy said into the microphone. "Do you want to know what I was thinking?" Haley asked. "Hm?" The women asked. "I was thinking about how much I hate black people," Rose yelled. Haley looked wide eyed into the camera and sneakily flipped us off. "I was thinking, um," she stuttered. "I was thinking about how much I, um, hate black people."

The woman looked at Haley like she was crazy and walked off. One of the producers ran after her and she agreed to sign the release. Haley smiled into the camera and gave a thumbs up. Sal smirked and Joe punched him. I laughed and shook my head. Rose went next, but she lost because she couldn't say, "Are you pregnant?" to a woman. I rolled my eyes and told her it wasn't that hard. She told me to go and I did. I won by saying, "Larry wants to suck your dick," to a man. Then Bessy went and won by saying, "I killed a baby," which honestly wasn't bad. Murr looked disappointed while Sal, Joe, and Q screeched in victory. I laughed and we did a group hug. Maybe being on Impractical Jokers was a good thing.