Impractically Inseparable

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Guys! Thank you so much for 1k reads! I hope this book isn't terrible...I'll probably read it and go "Who the hell wrote this?" Then I'll remember that I did and go, "Oh yeah, I did. God, what the fuck was I thinking? Also, I found out what my schedule is for 10th grade...I hate but love it at the same time. I have classes with my friends and I have lunch with my best friend for the whole year. I hate it because of my gym teacher and I have Bio with my ex. I swear to god if my teacher makes me do any projects, or whatever with him, I'm gonna hate her so much...Anyways 4 days until the Jokers!

Sal's POV

We were driving for over two hours when I saw Haley rub her eyes. "Do I need to drive?" I whispered knowing that the other's were sleeping. She shook her head and reached behind her seat. I saw that she had a bottle in her hand and I squinted my eyes to see what it was. I frowned when I saw that it was vodka. I grabbed it from her hand and she glared at me, "Salvatore you better give that back or I will slap the living shit out of you." I put the bottle down with my legs and Haley tried to reach for it. I gently hit her hand and whispered-yelled, "You're underage and driving." She laughed humorlessly and shook her head, "I've drank so many times before while driving. I insist you give that back to me, or shit will hit the fan."

I shook my head and Haley sighed. She reached down the side of her door and pulled something up. I saw it was cigarettes and frowned. She opened the window a little and lit one up. She looked at me and blew smoke in my face. I turned my head away and opened my window. "I thought you smoked," she commented. "I used to, but then almost coughed up a lung from doing it every day, so I stopped. Let me also say, that this was like two weeks ago." Haley nodded and turned the radio on. A country station was playing and I grimaced in disgust. I went to change it, but Haley slapped my hand away. I rubbed my hand and pouted. Haley just stared at the road and I sighed. I went on my phone and tweeted, "Going on a trip with the guys and a few other friends. Hopefully, this goes well. God bless." I heard Haley's phone go off and I raised an eyebrow. "I have your notifications on, so what? Is that a crime? I have the other guys and the girls notifications on too."

I shrugged my shoulders and grabbed Haley's hand. "It's not a crime, and I don't care. I was just surprised that you still have them on." She laughed and glanced at me, "Sal, I had your notifications on for a few years now and I'm not turning them off because let's face it, your tweets are funny." I snickered and rolled my eyes while blushing a little. "What tweets are funny?" I asked curiously. Haley was silent for a moment and then she busted out laughing. I looked at her very confused and she started slapping my arm, "The one about Lowe's slashing their prices by a penny. I died laughing when I first saw it. That's my favorite tweet of yours, but another funny one was when you left your house without a shirt." I started laughing myself and explained, "I don't know what was going on in my head at the time. Maybe it felt like I had a shirt on and I didn't realize that I didn't." Haley laughed and rubbed her eyes again.

"Haley pull over." She started shaking her head, but then did pull over. I got out of the truck and went to the drivers side. I opened Haley's door and reached across of her to unbuckle her seatbelt. I put my arm under her knees and around her back. I slowly pulled her out of the seat and walked around to the passenger seat. I carefully sat her in the seat and she started falling asleep. I buckled her in and grabbed her pillow from the ground of the backseat. I then shut her door and went to the other side. I got in the truck and turned my phone GPS on. I typed the address of this place and hit enter. I sat my phone on my lap and put the truck in drive.

I turned the radio off and heard, "Is she asleep?" I didn't need to look in the rear view mirror to know that it was Angie speaking. "Yeah, I whispered. She kept telling me she was fine, but tried to drink vodka. She was rubbing her eyes a lot too, so I made her pull over. Clearly I was right that she needed to sleep." Ang laughed quietly and leaned on the center console. She then sighed, "What if we see clowns? I mean we are going to the woods." I glanced in the mirror and almost yelled, "If I see on of those bastards, they're gonna die." Angie laughed again and slapped my arm. Of course she would. She knows that I would actually run from those things. The thought of me trying to kill one of them made me laugh to myself.

Angie and I fell into small conversation about nothing and everything, which made me extremely happy because it was like old times. Soon we were on rock roads and that woke Haley up. She blinked a few times and saw that it was one in the morning. She groaned and randomly said, "Be careful on this road. It has lots of turns and people wreck their cars a lot." I tensed up and Haley rubbed my thigh to comfort me. I went slow around these bends and we finally made it to the house. Haley started getting out quickly and was about to go to the house to unlock it when we heard a laugh. Haley shook her head and motioned for me to give her her phone. I did and she called someone. "Rose, they're back." She then hung up, reached behind her, and grabbed a gun. "What are you doing?" I hissed. "I'm gonna shoot the bastard. We had this problem before and we shot them." After saying that she opened the door and yelled, "Get the fuck up!" Bessy and Joe started yelling and Haley looked at Bessy. "Grab your gun. The bastards are back." Bessy reached other the seat and grabbed another gun. Haley reached across me and turned the headlights on. She threw me the keys and said, "You get Angie and the guys in the house. We'll handle the clowns because I know there is more than one." I nodded and she counted, "One, two, THREE!" We got out and ran the ways we were supposed to go. I heard Haley yell, "Come out you bastards! You obviously haven't had enough!" I quickly unlocked the door and made sure the guys and Angie got in the house. I locked the door and we all looked out the window. Haley motioned for me to turn on every single light in the house and we did. That's when we saw clowns coming from the trees. We all took steps back and we couldn't believe our eyes. Those girls better know what they're doing, or we are fucked.