Impractically Inseparable

Character Ask

Questions so far...

Me: *sitting at table with Sal, Joe, Q, Murr, Casey, Haley, Bessy, Kerri, Rose, and Shane.* Okay guys we're doing a character ask. As of right now I have 4 and none of them are for the guys, or Shane.

Guys & Shane: Of course you stupid bitch. We ain't the main characters.

Me: *rolls eyes* whatever let's do this! Okay, so this first question goes to Bessy. Have you thought about your future with Joey?

Bessy: *blushes* of course! How couldn't I? I mean look at him, he's hot.

Sal: I'm hotter.

Bessy: Sal, you're dating my best friend.

Sal: So?

Me: Guys! Shut the fuck up!

Bessy and Sal: Fine! Jesus!

Me: Thank you! Next question goes to Kerri. What are you thinking about doing your next hair style?

Kerri: I don't know, I mean Rose typically does that, but if I had to, I'm probably going to cut it. It's fucking hot in Staten Island.

Rose: Literally my hair is going to be fucking amazing when I do it next.

Shane: No one asked what you're doing.

Rose: Shut up bitch!

Me: *stands up* GUYS! Shut the fuck up!!!

Rose & Shane: *holds hands up in surrender*

Me: Why are all of you such children? God, act like the 20/21 year olds you are.

Joe: I'm not acting like a kid.

Me: *mumbles* Not yet...NEXT QUESTION! This is for Rose. Are you gonna ask Q to be the special someone in your life?

Rose: Hell no! Kerri would kill me, although it would be getting back at her for sleeping with my brother, so I don't know. I do love Murr though.

Kerri: Bitch I will fucking murder you! I don't care if I go to jail for it. Q is mine!

Me: I am the author. I can make whatever I want happen, so you better be good bitches. I could easily kill your best friend or your soul mates, and spoiler, someone might die.

Everyone: *Gasps*

Haley: *raises hand* I volunteer as tribute.

Sal: *smacks her hand down* You ain't doin' shit!

Me: *sighs* Chill out...okay, last question and it's for Haley. What's life like now that Sal's involved?

Haley: *blushes* Life is absolutely wonderful. I never been this happy since 4 years ago. He's a great guy and I probably wouldn't be able to live without him. Also, if another woman tries to take him from me, I'm gonna whoop their ass. It's going to be hard though when I go back to Pennsylvania.

Bessy, Kerri, & Rose: MOVE HERE DUMBASS!

Me: I make the choices! Remember there's 2 endings, but the first one I end with is the one that goes with this...the second one is just if you don't like the first one. Anyways, someone will be coming into the story and she's going to be great!

The girls: SHE?!

Me: yes she. Well that's all for now! I'll see you guys tomorrow...I think...idk...remember my characters will be paused in life for 10 days soon! And 75 days until I see the jokers! Guys say bye.

Everyone: Bye!